Swimming upstream feverishly but getting nowhere. Only to end up tired and dead when the swim is over.
by DaveTheToolMan August 27, 2007
When someone answers an obvious question, someone can shout "salmon on the floor" and the answerer must lie on the floor, wiggle like a salmon and shout "I'm a salmon".
by Joanna Barret Hound February 20, 2012
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by gornhoiy December 18, 2008
by Going_Yard9 June 20, 2005
Female at 8 or above on the hot or not scale. A word that is used to notify other men of a woman that is an 8 or above in the immdiate area.
It can also be used as the opposite of Tuna- a not so fresh female.
A Female Calling your Cell Phone or What is that the Salmon calling?
It can also be used as the opposite of Tuna- a not so fresh female.
A Female Calling your Cell Phone or What is that the Salmon calling?
Hey Jimmy how were the Salmon at the beach today?
Hey Christoforos, did you have at Mary Jane Tuna Snatch again?
No Jonathan, after I got the HEP it is all Salmon for me.
Sorry guys it is a Salmon calling.
Hey Christoforos, did you have at Mary Jane Tuna Snatch again?
No Jonathan, after I got the HEP it is all Salmon for me.
Sorry guys it is a Salmon calling.
by e9a3 July 05, 2009
Salmon Arm is a touristy but cool town in British Colombia that is known for it's great fishing and hiking. However it became famous in 2016 when in two separate and unrelated incidents, fathers were arrested for hitting their young daughters after they found out the girls were passing out nudes and nasty porn all over school. The fathers got in a shit load of trouble but managed to stay out of jail. It's unknown if the two girls are back to passing out nudes and porn all over school.
by oceancats February 11, 2017