sakura

sakura is a character in Naruto she is the bomb.com even though her uselessness gets really annoying but its not her fault cuz she didn't make Naruto, the people who made Naruto should really just make her a little tougher then maybe people wouldn't wanna punch her gorgeous face so much so yah and also a few new outfits would be appreciated. her healing thing is pretty cool tho and lots of people ship her with other people like kakashi sensei which is kinda sus if you ask me but I feel bad for her cuz she tries pretty hard to make sasuke like her and he's just kinda a revengeful mean guy.

Sasuke: hey sakura could you make sure you warn us if anybody else comes this way well we are battling the most toughest opponents we've ever faced?
Sakura: yes of course Sasuke anything for you!
"literally 1 and a half minutes later"
meanwhile: an entire army of bad guy ninja show up...
bad guy ninja attack naruto/Sasuke

Sakura: oh no I thought they were nice they smiled at me and said they liked my hair!
*naruto,Sasuke, and Sakura all die*

by cozylama6996 November 1, 2020

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Sakura

A dumb useless piece of trash cunt that relies on her teammates too much, is more annoying than hearing your uncle snore on the couch she dick rides sasuke (literally just look up sasuke x sakura) oh and she’s delusional

“Oh there goes that dumb whore Sakura”
“Why is Sakura being such an annoying bitch?”

by ballsniffer3000 April 28, 2021

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Sakura

A person who sucks at everything. Pre teen with back issues. loves the backyardigans. Can’t do the shoot but gives oranges justice. Pretty funny but extremely dumb. An overall great friend.

Sakura Spends her time drooling over Spider-Man, or memorizing memes. Prefers movies over people. Grouchy in the mornings.

by Sakura Miller October 16, 2018

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