Internet-margin rule

Girls tend to photoshop their pictures on the internet all of the time. When a boy is talking to a girl e.g via MSN and she sends him a picture of herself looking stunning, the boy must never forget the internet-margin rule. Because in reality this girl can be very unattractive. To avoid awkard situations the boy must picture her as atleast 20 to 30% uglier then on the pics.

Always remember the internet-margin rule...always

by ninety2 January 25, 2010

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code states, "If an adequately attractive female is within your presence, you are obligated to ask to view said female's breasts."

"Hello Miss. By Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code, you are adequately attractive, and as such, may I view your breasts?"

by rastyhaf March 9, 2019

The 19 minute rule

The rule of never having a girlfriend who lives more than 19 minutes away from you, so that you'll always be able to get to her before your morning wood goes to waste.

Yo that girl was hot but it's a 40-minute drive to get to her, so I passed. Remember the 19 minute rule!

by Al X February 17, 2007

McDonald's Rule

The ability to drink alcohol and eat lunchtime foods anytime after 10:30 AM, because McDonald's starts serving lunch.

Mark: Dude, are you drinking?

Danny: Yeah.

Mark: It's 10:45 in the morning.

Danny: McDonald's Rule.

by TomKVideo February 25, 2010

Money Rule

Simply put the "money rule" means the person with the money makes the rules. Often used in contract negotiations.

If your concerned about default we can add his mother as a co-signer on the loan. We will make it a money rule in the contract.

by Anthony F July 24, 2007

Exclamation mark rule

The unspoken rule that when using exclamation marks, you must always use either one or three exclamation marks in a row. Two or four are not allowed, because they look wrong.

Girlfriend (texting): the new twilight movie is out!! lets go!!!!
Boyfriend: no. you just broke the exclamation mark rule

by Urban Jew January 17, 2010

mad dog rule

During a drinking game when a rule is needed the Mad Dog rule is the best.

"The Mad Dog Rule" says that you must Mad Dog either the person across from you or everyone (your choice) whenever they take a drink or else you must take a drink yourself.

Maria: I drew an 8!

Clara: Mad Dog Rule!

Everyone: MAD DOG RULE! MAD DOG RULE! MAD DOG RULE!

Maria: How can I Mad Dog, I can't feel my face

by OregonAlex February 11, 2008