rubber ducky

a floating used condom in a bath (either post coital or post jack-off)

i'm not bathing with you untill the rubber ducky is removed from the tub!!!

by DS January 28, 2004

Rubber Ducky

When a male takes a hold of his testicles and penis and pulls them out together, making the figure of a rubber ducky.

Yo, is that a rubber ducky on your crotch, man?

by okonkwo91 January 24, 2010

Rubber ducky

sex acts in a small floating contraption

can be a boat or pool raft

sex on the water

got head on the river the other day...

So you got a rubber ducky

is that what it's called?

by SoapySardines aka Dorian October 6, 2018

rubber ducky

something that Ernie from Sesame Street likes to shove up his ass in the bathtub

Bert! I can't take a shit because my rubber ducky is stuck in my ass!

by bojzzle June 25, 2004

rubber ducky

It's when you're fucking a girl with a condom on, and you're so drunk that you don't know if you're going to piss, or cum. You pull out, roll the condom down to the tip of your dick, and fill it with whatever fluid comes out. Then you take the condom, and slap the bitch accross the face with it. Right as it whips accross her face, when it is far to late for her to evade the swinging specimen, you yell "DUCK!"

"Dude, I'm so wasted, but this girl want's to hook up with me"
"So, she's hot, fuck her"
"I'm too drunk man"
"Just do the rubber ducky, she looks like a VD slut anyhow"

by DaBritishRCuming April 1, 2004

Rubber Ducky

Any girl younger than yourself. The prime age of a rubber ducky is 13 or 14 years

"Hey Hayden have you seen this years grade 8's, rubber ducky hey"

by Duck Hunter Society of Ayr October 27, 2007

rubber ducky

Slang for a used condom.

Mike left his rubber ducky on the bed.

by Shane Michael August 6, 2006