russia 

A country with a very rich history and amazing culture existed until 1991. Now it's so called "Russian Federation" controlled by greedy "new russians" who don't care about anyone or anything and just stealing and ruining what was created before them by Soviet Union and before that.

Russian police : Hey you there, speed limite was 60 km/h and you were going like 250
Dude: Here's 10 $ for ya bustard
Russian police: All right! Good day to you my friend! Oh, by the way, may i wash your car?
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Russian with brain: Screw this governement, they didn't create democracy or anything. The factories don't work and no one is taking us seriously. And this reforms... now i have to pay 2500 rubels for electricity insted of 300.

russia by Der Ivan May 19, 2006

Russia 

Synonomus with Communism.

Josef: Man I hate Russia

Stalin: Yeah dude I hella don't wan't Russia for our government.

Russia by Perco December 24, 2008

russia 

The most ruthless country on earth. All they want is to invade other countries only to be kicked out pitifully. Russia is responsible for millions of deaths torture, imprisonments and crime against humanity. It is a country which pretends to be democratic but obviously they never understand what democracy is. But it is not their fault they were all born under communism. They know nothing more than killing and destroying. Now a days all the Russians have to do is to suck America's cock to ignore their crimes in Chechnya.

1- Three lions were relaxing and talking to each other:
1st lion : Last month I happened to eat a French tourist and every time I take a shit there comes a nice perfume fragrance out!
2nd lion : I ate a Japanese two months ago and still every time I take a shit there come camera films out!
3rd lion frustrated: six months ago I ate a Russian general and every time I take a shit there are still medals that come out!!!
2- In Russia they wear big hats over their hollow heads.

russia by lotr July 8, 2005

Russia 

Pretty cool country really. Thankfully is going after those terrorist SOB's unlike SOME (cough cough FRANCE cough cough). Powerful country and ally of the U.S.

People from Russia have cool accents.

Russia by Jess February 7, 2005

Russia 

The world's leading supplier of mail order brides. Slightly less important than China, who produces our remote controls and McDonald's Happy Meal toys.

"Look, if I wanted a wife to nag my head off Drippy, I'd order one from Russia."

Russia by nasuke July 17, 2004

Russia 

You know the country that has the catalog wifes.

Russia by Mr.X May 8, 2003

russia 

Russia is Nazi state in Asia. Russia are full with pidarasi which are ill with HIV and Aids. Russia is always poor.

99 % of Russians are stupid cunts. Also Russian Nazi leader Putin is known as pidar.

-What is the biggest Nazi state?
-It is Russia!

russia by norussianoproblem May 13, 2009