San Francisco roommates

A gay couple, though not necessarily located in San Francisco.

No, we are not in fact San Francisco roommates.

by automaton5 January 13, 2008

roommate from hell

One who refuses to shower for months at a time, leaves hair trimmings in a plastic bag under his pillow, steals your food, listens to loud music with paper thin walls, dances naked through the halls while you're tryin to get some, and when he leaves he takes only a back pack full of clothes and leaves the rest of his stuff for you to move out for him. Also addicted to WoW and techno and expensive online porn.

The only benefit of all this being the bonfire of his stuff when you finally have the balls to enter his EPA declared Disaster Zone of a bedroom.

What would you call that kid? Always smelt bad, never showered, stupid WoW kid...

Roommate from hell?

Exactly

by You Know Who...You Owe Me August 11, 2009

roommate

Sarcastic representation of someone that is your girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband but you refuse to label them as such. This person (roommate) carries all the authority and power of a significant other, though you deny any association to all friends and family.

Ex1:

Hey Eric, how did you get that bruise on your eye? Did your roommate beat you up?

Ex2:

Person A - Dude!, what do you mean you all of a sudden cant go on this trip?

Person B - insert lie

Person A - Whatever...probably your roommate got you on lock down, huh?

by AsianPersuasian March 18, 2008

The Roommates

"The Roommates": The grandparents (or parents) of a male that constantly braggs about his sex life who moves back in with his Grandparents (or Parents) and they have more sex than he does. This generally occurs after the male moves out of his Grandparents (or parent) house, lives with his friends, and later returns to live with his grandparents (or parents). The parents or grandparents are then considered "The Roommates".

Preach: why do you look so tired Ears?

Ears: because i was up all night to the sound of "The Roommates"!

by The Preacher 478 February 3, 2010

Phantom Roommate

Having a roommate or person that lives with you that you rarely see or hear from. Most common in colleges with students that live near campus but are required to live in dorms.

"Why is this half of your room empty?"

"Oh, I have a phantom roommate. that supposed to be his half"

by hitting the wall March 14, 2010

Dirty Roommate

When a man is performing anal on a woman, and pulls his penis out and wipes it on his roommate's pillow.

"Yeah - my roomie drank the last beer the other night so when I nailed a chick on his bed and gave him the dirty roommate."

by Vanoc March 12, 2010

Roommate

An individual, usually someone who couldn't find anyone else to live with, that takes up space, makes noise when you are trying to sleep, and walks in on you while you are masturbating. Luckily the roommate will typically not find it too strange if you just stay under the covers looking annoyed until he/she leaves.

*Door opens*
Roommate: Hi! I didn't know you were up.
Pants-less Me: Um... I'm not....

by Itchyiris February 3, 2010