Roberto

He is a bit of a jerk.
Hot and liked by majority of girls.
Not your typical 'dumb douchebag' but actually quite intelligent.

'Roberto a jerk bit also an intelligent mf.

by Guessmyname3000 November 12, 2016

pat robertson

A radical cleric. Like those crazy militant iranian preachers, only uses christianity instead of islam.

pat robertson said we should murder the president of venezuela.

by Zarquon July 28, 2006

Pat_Robertson

A Wannabe Regis Philbin impersonator that thinks it's ok to be to a homophobic judgemental prick of an old man, that judges a boy that likes art and poetry and hanging around with girls as "friends" as being a "possible gay".

With 10 Votes Mr Robertson.. YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK.....GOODBYE! *plays the walk of shame music as Pat walks of the stage and the camera cuts to his weazened old face as he bitterly says :"It so much... *wheeze* possible that yer son could be...*low gutteral gasp* gay....Ohhhh He's gonna get his time in the lake of fire...AWWWWW *falls over and the screen goes to the sign off bars*

by The Insultinator January 11, 2004

Filthy Robertson

The act of gaining revenge on a cheating girlfriend by cumming on the pillow her new lover now sleeps on in her bed so the jerk can roll about in your jizz while he sleeps with your former girlfriend.

"I can't believe that bitch lied about fucking that loser. No worries though, I got mine with a Filthy Robertson!"

by Smarty Gurl November 6, 2007

Pat Robertson

The Christian version of the suicide bomb, i.e. Taking a dump on someone's titties and wiping it off with pages of the Bible

do you really need one? oh screw using the word Pat Robertson in a sentence!

I gave someone a Pat Robertson.

by Apkin November 26, 2007

Pat Robertson

An embarrassment to conservative Christians everywhere.
Robertson is constantly firing off inflammatory statements, overdramatizing revelant issues and making up others. His abrasive attitude towards sinners drives further away from Christ and further towards damnation. Plus, he advocates a twisted theology that tells Christians they should take over the world and oppress nonbelievers. Jesus never advocated that.
The worst part of Robertson's teachings is the way the secular Left uses them to present a carictured pictured of evangelicals. The American people are scared into hating evangelicalism and supporting secularism, and the Left maintains its stranglehold on American culture.

Who are you?
I'm an evangelical.
So that means you're like Pat Robertson?
HECK NO!!

by Anonymous debunker of myths January 20, 2009

Clammy Robertson

(v.) When you put sand into a girl's vagina and fuck her until pearls come out.

Guy 1: Did you hear John pulled off the Clammy Robertson?
Guy 2: No I didn't.
Guy 3: It doesn't surprise me, he is one kinky fucker.

by The Man With the Clam May 27, 2011