Ritchie Rich

One of the sweetest and sexiest mfs you are ever going to have the opportunity to know. Gives no fucks. Takes no shit. Will give you butterflies and a lucky strike if you are lucky and has a smile and kiss that is often ATTEMPTED TO BE replicated but you will know instantly it can never be duplicated. can give you badass set of hard nips and headphones you never want to take off. claims not to be relationship material but says that because he knows how amazing he is. Awesomeness in a big strong package of badassness.

I'm going to marry you Ritchie Rich... I'm so glad you found me in the nuthouse.

by KrisGriffin July 14, 2022

Ritchie's Blues

Ritchie's Blues is when a singer dies at a young age and/or at the height of their popularity.

Gene Vincent died when he was 36? He must have a case of Ritchie's Blues!

by Ritchie Valens October 21, 2017

Steve Ritchies Nuts

Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room

Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years

by Steveritchiehasnoballs January 11, 2019

Steve Ritchies Nuts

Testicles of Stephen Micheal Ritchie legally the property of Leighanne Davies and kept in a jar in her room

Hey where’s Steve Ritchies nuts?
Leighanne has them he hasn’t seen them in years

by Steveritchiehasnoballs January 11, 2019

Ritchieing it

Fucking something to the point of it being irreparable

He Ritchied it On dayz last night by crashing our new car. Ritchieing it again

by CanadianYup July 23, 2021

doing a ritchie

When you don't turn up to work cos your on crack

Person 1: Hey mate, where's ritchie
Person 2 : He's on crack as always, doing a ritchie

by 0m@g May 01, 2023