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de-rigorize

The act of engaging in activities that debilitate the faculties, either mental or physical, and tend to have as their object or end result things that produce short term gains at the expense of long term improvement. Most commonly associated with imbibing substances, such as alcohol or marijuana. In contrast with those who rigorize, those who de-rigorize tend to not as readily realize or accept what will result from their actions. It is, as a rule of thumb, then, less dictated by sound rational choice and conscious decision than the act of rigorizing.
Because Jimmy had been rigorizing over his books so extensively, he decided he could de-rigorize to the tune of a few doobies and a six pack last night.

To rigorize or de-rigorize, that is the question.

To his dismay, Smith realized that since he had been de-rigorizing almost exclusively for the past week, he would be unable to rigorize for the next 4 days, and thus would fail out of school.

In the midst of de-rigorizing one night, Terra realized she was not devoting enough time to improving herself. Upon having this epiphany, she immediately ceased de-rigorizing and drove to the library to rigorize.
by Bill Manning. February 4, 2010
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rigor mortis

the stiffening of joints after death, or a stoners last respects to a dead bong-buddy, in other words lighting up to honor the dead
The body was stuck in a doggy-style position due to rigor mortis.

After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.
by the ninja buddha May 12, 2007
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rigor mortis

when the blood of a dead person cools off making them stiff
from latin
i tried to steal the ring off the dead mans finger, but rigor mortis had set in and instead of getting the ring off, i ended up taking the whole hand
by shitze January 12, 2006
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Rigor Mortis

A Texas metal band that came along just after Boss Tweed and Pantera and was signed on Capitol records. Rigor Mortis was best known for songs like Speed Whore, Mummified and ZOG. They were also well known for being heroin addicts but still a top notch very professional band. One night at Joes Garage while Rigor Mortis was playing a guy jumped up on the stage and stabbed a couple of the band members.
Rigor Mortis blew the doors off of Joe's Garage last night.
by Rivothead June 4, 2009
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Rigmarole

A true El Camino of the english language. This word is so versatile it can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, pronoun etc..
Look at that baby rigmarolling all over the place!

Incredible! That was a rigmarole of a game!

He looks like a rigmarole.

Don't put that rigmarole on my salad!
by Glitter Biscuit November 12, 2017
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rigor mortis

What happens to your fingers when you "finger" someone for too long
Bruh, I fingered that girl so long that when she finished my fingers where all rigor mortis and shit
by D-WALLoftheclique October 22, 2010
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RIGAMORTIS

top of the hierarchy depicting a very attractive girl, see rig, rigmarole, rigathon
will look mate.... that girl has a tight rig.......
yes mate rigamortis
by Jordanian October 9, 2006
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