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ricershnitzel

related to the stupid retards that make their imports into ricers, except that this is when they take german cars and rice them, like VW's and BMW's turned rice.
That Volkswagen has underglow and rims, he's definitely a ricershnitzel!
by thirdgen August 29, 2007
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ricer

any person who spends more money to make their car look like it goes fast than they spend on actually making it go fast.

Usually people who try to get into the import tuning scene after watching the fast and the furious a few too many times. Not necessarily anyone who goes and buys a bodykit, because a few of those actually do decrease drag, increase cooling, etc., like veilside and stuff, just crappy ripoffs that dont do a damn thing except maybe increase downforce, but if you have a FWD car, a spoiler is just gonna make you go slower. Also, if you have any idea how cars work, you'd realize that there really is no point in making a car look fast if it cant go fast, and if you dont understand how cars work, or dont care, you have no business even pretending to be a part of the tuner scene.
Billy and Bobby both have 6000 to spend on their car. Billy invests it in suspension and engine work, and Bobby buys a "sick" body kit, and some "tight" rims. So, Billy has a fast car that will surprise anyone wanting to race it, and bobby is hitching a ride back home, because his "sick" body kit blocked all air to the engine.
Can you spot the ricer?
by Marc July 26, 2004
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Rickelrouse

A word that is used as a halrious greeting or just about anything. It can also be used sexually.
Man 1: "hey dude what's up?"
Man 2: "Rickelrouse dude, rickelrouse!"

Man 1: "hey man how was that studying with that sorority girl?"

Man 2: "I rickeled her rouse man!"
by Crisformage December 18, 2015
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rickeyna

A smart, beautiful, artistic individual with a love of all things fair and good in the Universe. Caring and bright do not take her kindness for granted as she is also inclined to cut off those toxic very quickly. She is passionate about her creative endeavors and when she loves something or someone she does so intensely.
There goes that Rickeyna, such a pretty and interesting girl. I love her!
by LordSunshine June 11, 2018
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Quad Ricers

Arguably the best quad/dirt bike channel on Youtube. Full of redneck activity, sexual noises and unexpected ear rapes in basically every episode. The Quad Ricers are all around 21 years old so they’re old enough to drink in most states but not quite mature enough to land a decent job. They act like they’re still 14, which is why the channel is so hysterical. Most of the time you’ll see them clapping out any Bilstein suspension they can get their hands on and giving everything a check while leaving room for plenty of memes in between.
Guy: Did you see the Quad Ricers fuck up the rebuild?

Guy 2: Yeah, but it’s a beater.
by Quad Ricers February 13, 2018
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ricers

a new mainstream concept that is over taking children today, usually a import car (ex. honda, acura) that will add parts or modifications that have no affect on performance, in fact most ricer aftermarket parts will hurt performance. (EX 3" exhaust on a 110hp civic)
a perfect example of a ricer can be found here: WWW.TEAMYAKU.NET
Is someone mowing there lawn at 11pm?
no its just the ricer down the street driving his civic.
oh. why does it sound like that?
because he belongs to a ricers club called team yaku and wants the whole world to know it.
by billy b bobby November 24, 2007
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Ricer

Ricer =

usually 16-24 years old, that spend more money untastefully modding a car, than its even worth. e.g humongous aluminum/fiberglass spoiler, cheap, oversized fiberglass bodykit, "clear" rear lights, obnoxious exhaust and oversized exhaust tip, 500 sponsor decals/stickers of performance parts they dont even own, flame vinyls/paint, etc etc

not a ricer: tasteful/light body modifications which maintain the car's "sleeper" look, more money invested into the engine rather than aesthetics
1. i put a coffee can exhaust, alteeza lights, and an aluminum spoiler on my moms ' 98 civic ( with automatic transmission), i shift into neutral at red lights and rev it up so people will thing i have a manual, i peel out so much im replacing my tires every 6 months, i was too cheap to buy real rims, but my shiny hubcaps are so cool, my oversized body kit is so big, i need 2 lanes to myself, i drive by highschools reving and burning rubber so the girls will think im cool, my car is lowered so much, i cant make it over a speedbump, i rev at every car at a redline, accelerate as fast as i can to the next light thinking im racing, when the other guy wasnt even paying attention, i put the "vtec" badge on so everyone will think my civic is "high performance" , my cold air intake triples my horsepower, horsepower is better than torque, i drive up to the local hangouts with my rap music bumpin', my bass is set so high, it gives my whole body a massage, i think everyone is checking out my ride, but theyre just thinking how retarded i look, i have a low self image, so i use my car to get attention, i put NOS and Spacrco decals on my ride, so i can be like the fast and furious guys/gurls, even though i dont even use NOS, and my my seats are stock, i say my ride is turbocharged and makes 200HP so i can sound like i know alot about car mechanics, but i wont take it to the track becuase i know it will take me 9 1/2 seconds to reach 60mph, my spoiler is so heavy, it lowers the back of my car another inch, but i think it makes me go faster yeah thats me, im a ricer!
by silencewillnotsaveyou September 9, 2004
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