Reyes T.

While at first you think that Reyes T. is just some nerdy kid with broken humor and a gut, he is actually an omnipresent, all-powerful god, who's history is filled with the blood-gurgled screams, splintering bone, and shredded flesh of his enemies. He will smite you from existence across every conceivable timeline and universe, simply by invoking his name. The worst part is, when he is summoned from the Hell that is McDonalds, he won't stop at vaporizing you. He will obliterate every soul within your galaxy in the blink of an eye. Do NOT provoke the Hate-God, for his malice might consume you. You are at risk for simply reading this cursed entry. I wish the best of luck to you.

Reyes T. is worse than Cthulu.
Person 1; Hey did you hear about that old legend?
Person 2; No, what's it about?
Person 1; It's about an abyssal demon, born from the hellfire of Hades. His name is Reyes Torr- AAAAUUUGAUAHGHAGHAGHAGGUGHAGaa

by KettleStic March 11, 2022

reyes chopper

When a man with the last name Reyes sits in a sex swing, gets twisted around and around until the is no slack in the swing harness, released spinning wildly down onto a fist(real or faux)

Josh and his wife really enjoy doing the Reyes chopper to celebrate his new fondness for spinning and getting fisted.

by MauiWowy March 7, 2019

Adrian reyes

If your name is Adrian Reyes then you are an absolute GOD at everything you do. You are so good at things, people want to be you.

OMG! Did you see Adrian Reyes today??? He is a literal god. I want to be him so bad

by Mrs aiden morton November 12, 2021

juan reyes

doesn't know how to talk to girls + he can't pull bitches + ratio + counter ratio + yb did it first

"juan reyes gets no pussy"

by qwwdfqfwqwf November 29, 2021

Paige Reyes

A beautiful ,kind hearted girl who loves love and cares about people a little too much sometimes, a great friend, sister , daughter and wife . She is complicated and simple all at the same time and just want to be loved properly.

E.g “Paige Reyes looked so pretty yesterday !”

by Olivia the great October 25, 2019

nick reyes

fat

nick reyes is fat

by nick gursuk July 17, 2021

pulling a Reyes

When your friend says or does something so stupid, you can't describe it.

Person 1: Isn't a Donkey Punch, just punching a donkey?
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) stop pulling a Reyes.

by HugLy January 19, 2017