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Revised (revises) history

Alter true facts or series of events to make the true situation work in ones favour so they don't look so bad. Someone who manipulates past events or conversations so they become the victim instead of the bully.
She revised (revises) history to people don't know that she was that cause of all the issues.

She revised history so people will think she is the victim.
by Gem Singer March 28, 2017
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revision

a phrase used to cover up that you are really wanking (and get them to leave you alone while you do it)
you: im going to go do some revision now

parent: oh good i wont bother you
by Thelgend101 June 14, 2013
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penis gang **revised example sentence**

gang gang gang shi u feel me flu flammin shi u feel me ebk shi u know what im sayin penis gang on top u feel me mf
person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"

person 2: "nah"

person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"

person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*

person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*

person 2: *dies*

person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*

penis gang **revised example sentence**
by verty da ruler November 18, 2023
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Revision grazing

Literally, to eat when revising for exams. You usually don't notice you're doing it.
Elle: Wow, I put on ten pounds last week.

Grace: Must be all that revision grazing.
by smileymagicbeth June 16, 2010
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Revise

Typically a person who would use a triple feed in their montage in 2021
That guy over there just pulled a Revise
by IW4XMeanings October 19, 2021
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How to revise

what you type in google after you have been procrastinating for 4 hours when your exams are tomorrow
i have been doing nothing for hours, google search how to revise
by KevinNotBacon April 15, 2021
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Ni-Disorder (Revised)

Note. The following disorder was created for satirical and joking purposes.
IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.

Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.

2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm.
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic or cruel manner.

Symptom criteria include:

1. Excessive plans for world domination.

2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.

3. A disregard for conversation that strays from abstract or socio-philosophical topics.

4. A general disregard for others' opinions or rights as an individual.

5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."

6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.

7. Known to have vivid premonitions, subjective images, or accurate predictions.

8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death.
9. A lack of empathy, emotion, and/or emotional expression.
10. Obsessed with their type, often using it to "flex" their self-proclaimed superiority over others.
11. Known to have characteristics of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and/or extreme egotism.
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)
"This individual was diagnosed with Ni-disorder (revised) after an in-depth screening for personality disorders, psychotic disorders and other mental disorders."
by darkness_imperium June 15, 2023
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