Alter true facts or series of events to make the true situation work in ones favour so they don't look so bad. Someone who manipulates past events or conversations so they become the victim instead of the bully.
She revised (revises) history to people don't know that she was that cause of all the issues.
She revised history so people will think she is the victim.
She revised history so people will think she is the victim.
by Gem Singer March 28, 2017
Get the Revised (revises) historymug. a phrase used to cover up that you are really wanking (and get them to leave you alone while you do it)
by Thelgend101 June 14, 2013
Get the revisionmug. gang gang gang shi u feel me flu flammin shi u feel me ebk shi u know what im sayin penis gang on top u feel me mf
person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"
person 2: "nah"
person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"
person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*
person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*
person 2: *dies*
person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*
penis gang **revised example sentence**
person 2: "nah"
person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"
person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*
person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*
person 2: *dies*
person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*
penis gang **revised example sentence**
by verty da ruler November 18, 2023
Get the penis gang **revised example sentence**mug. by smileymagicbeth June 16, 2010
Get the Revision grazingmug. by IW4XMeanings October 19, 2021
Get the Revisemug. what you type in google after you have been procrastinating for 4 hours when your exams are tomorrow
by KevinNotBacon April 15, 2021
Get the How to revisemug. Note. The following disorder was created for satirical and joking purposes.
IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.
Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.
2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm.
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic or cruel manner.
Symptom criteria include:
1. Excessive plans for world domination.
2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.
3. A disregard for conversation that strays from abstract or socio-philosophical topics.
4. A general disregard for others' opinions or rights as an individual.
5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."
6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.
7. Known to have vivid premonitions, subjective images, or accurate predictions.
8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death.
9. A lack of empathy, emotion, and/or emotional expression.
10. Obsessed with their type, often using it to "flex" their self-proclaimed superiority over others.
11. Known to have characteristics of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and/or extreme egotism.
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)
IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.
Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.
2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm.
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic or cruel manner.
Symptom criteria include:
1. Excessive plans for world domination.
2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.
3. A disregard for conversation that strays from abstract or socio-philosophical topics.
4. A general disregard for others' opinions or rights as an individual.
5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."
6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.
7. Known to have vivid premonitions, subjective images, or accurate predictions.
8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death.
9. A lack of empathy, emotion, and/or emotional expression.
10. Obsessed with their type, often using it to "flex" their self-proclaimed superiority over others.
11. Known to have characteristics of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and/or extreme egotism.
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)
"This individual was diagnosed with Ni-disorder (revised) after an in-depth screening for personality disorders, psychotic disorders and other mental disorders."
by darkness_imperium June 15, 2023
Get the Ni-Disorder (Revised)mug.