reuben

reuben has the largest penis known to man. he absoutley demolishesis pussy everyday

hey did you see reuben?

yeah my batty tingling.

by Reuben<34 January 13, 2021

Reuben

An erect inverted Mike Fiday handstands while another male straddles his taint, while inserting and thrusting their erected members into each designated sphincter; this continues until the act of thrusting results in complete and utter satisfaction... oscillating meat.

"Hey, where is Fiday? I need my daily Reuben!"; "My taint is bleeding from this raw passionate reuben!"

by Taylor McAnderson February 9, 2008

Reuben

The best looking boy you know and is an excellent person to have around and is great in bed

If wish you were more like Reuben

by Ezikeal February 3, 2017

Reuben

Reuben is one of the most loving people i know, smart funny and caring, can be a hard ass but if you're close he will allways be there for you and love you

reuben you are a dick

by macemacemod101 December 7, 2016

Reuben

Kant

Q: wtf? Is that a kant?
A: oi yee,it s reuben

by Wohuj April 18, 2018

Reuben

Reuben is a bit of a simp but really talented at the guitar and music in general, can be a bit boring sometimes but we forgive him because he is extremely good looking, Reuben’s also normally have a crazy ex (usually named libbie)

I wanted to sneak out tonight but Reuben won’t because he is boring :/

by Kittyyfrancis May 19, 2020

Reuben

wanker, my beloved

wow you smell like reuben

by soguihjipe May 21, 2021