Reuben

A very large boner

Alex has a large reuben

by Faislekhan February 12, 2017

reuben

Reuben is one of the most sexy guys ever. People love him because of his fitness and strength takes women's hearts by his sexy face and curly hair ...Reuben is just amazing !!!

Reuben's hair is so fye

by Jayjackstv January 20, 2018

Reubenitis

Inflammation of the Reuben. From between the years of 1987 to present day, there has been only one reported case of Reubenitis.

Causes: Excessive watching of porn and eating of eggs in the morning.

Symptoms: Incredible desire to keep watching porn and eating eggs in the morning.

Treatment: There is no cure for Reubenitis. Once a Reubenite, always a Reubenite. Penis.

He watched so much porn in the morn that he got Reubenitis! He tried treating it with eggs, but that only made it worse.

by The Reuben December 31, 2018

Sticky Reuben

A vagina with large labias and a sticky touch that resembles a Reuben (or smoked meat) sandwich. Common phrase amongst French-Canadians.

Man, that chick has a sticky Reuben, hold the mustard!

by Dr. Strangepenis March 30, 2010

Reuben

A marijuana cigarette, doobie, joint

Mate, good to see you, come in. I was just about to wrap up a reuben.

by uk_stu May 13, 2005

Reuben

Plays the best hand made up dubstep

i wanna play music just like reuben

by 23 jump street June 9, 2014

Rubebu

The art of running and beating the bus.
Verb - 'to rubebu'

Friend 1: 'Oh no, there goes the bus! What shall we do?'
Friend 2: 'We could always try and rubebu?'
Friend 1: 'Yes! Great idea!'

by Fikla Cudlo March 5, 2015