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retro purist

COD Fanboy : Cawl Of Doodie Is Da Bast Gaem Evaaa !
Retro Purist : Sorry But There are Way Better Games Like Pacman
COD Fanboy : Pakman Is GAAAAY !!!1!111!!!!11
by Retro Gaming March 13, 2015
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Retro Toasted

The process that occurs when you toast your bread and save it for a snack later and the toast reverts back to more of a bread-like form.
Cant't wait to eat this sandwich, I even toasted the bread! *pulls out sandwich* Oh darn, my toast has become retro toasted!
by obiwanjabroni27 December 7, 2016
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Retro Muff

A woman whose pubic hair is large and unkept. A big bush.
I was gonna go down on Lucy last night 'till I discovered she had the retro muff going on..
by Fat Nik April 22, 2003
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retro studios

Kickass company that helped produce Metroid Prime. Did an awesome job on it too!
by chrisguy February 9, 2004
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retro-futuristic rock 'n' roll

A musical genre that encompasses all forms of rock 'n' roll, from Elvis to emo, and is redefined whenever a new genre is created.
The album runs the gamut of retro-futuristic rock 'n' roll, including Rockabilly, British Invasion, Reggae, New Wave, grunge and emo.
by Brian Hallas January 24, 2006
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Retro Brain Freeze

(Verb). A type of blow job; when you put ice water in the females mouth, next you gently insert your penis in with the ice water in her mouth, then you begin to thrust your hips and get a blow job. while receiving, smack the bitch in the temple of her head.
"Hannah is giving Joe a blow job, Joe asks Hannah if he can get a Retro Brain Freeze. Hannah's nipples get hard with excitement. Joe puts the cold ice water in her mouth. Joe starts talking dirty, saying things like "how cold do you like it baby". After Joe is done with this type of blow job, he immediately Smacks her in her head. there is a slight pause... Hannah says softly "I love you"."
by Graziiboy October 30, 2009
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retro platinum

Something from a previous time that is cool, and will always be cool. While most retro styles and things go out of fashion, something that is retro platinum will remain cool indefinitely. This does not describe something that only one person thinks will be cool forever, it has to be a general consensus.
Ex. 1

Guy 1: What the hell is on your shirt? Is that hello kitty?? That's really gay dude.

Guy 2: It's a Sonic the Hedgehog t-shirt and there is no way you can call that gay. By all means you can call hello kitty gay, and if I lost a bet I might wear a t-shirt with that cat on it but Sonic is retro platinum. Communist.

Guy 1: Oh ok, I only caught a glimpse of it. I love Sonic, I used to play that shit on my Game Gear all the time!

Ex. 2

Guy 1: Man I just bought a 10,000 Pokemon cards on eBay for $50! Including a holographic Charizard!

Guy 2: Dude, Pokemon are really gay...

Guy 1: What are you talking about man, Pokemon are retro platinum!

Guy 3: No, he's right, they're just gay.
by MikeBGSU June 2, 2009
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