retracting sausage

When you lose a stiffy because you saw grammy naked

"Last night I saw my grandma's saggy tits then I got a retracting sausage"

by SaintOfTheGeeks April 1, 2015

Yahweh's Restoration Ministry

They are a church that is Jewish/Messianic. They have a fairly popular youtube channel called Yahweh's Restoration Ministry, with over a hundred-thousand subribers. They are located at holts summit, Mo. They keep the 7 Jewish feast days. And they also keep the seven-day sabbath where they broadcast live their sabbath's on youtube. They proclaim the names Yahweh (God) and Yahshua (Jesus). The church is a great church, and kind to everyone.

James: "So Pam do you go to church."
Pam: "No I go to sabbath at Yahweh's Restoration Ministry. They are a Religious group popular on youtube. That believe in many Jewish and Messianic Beliefs."

by Harry Winchester March 1, 2021

Reserection

When you're very drunk and engage in intercourse, the times that you happen to lose your erection, and then either something is done to cause it, or it just magically reserects.

(Drunk couple that just recently returned home) -
Jim: "Brooke, don't be sad anymore! Luckily, you're so hot you just gave me a reserection."

OR

Mike: "Babe, I'm so sorry, I can't get hard again..."
Jen: "Can I do something to reserect you?"
Mike: "This is possible."

OR

Jesus: "This is so good, I feel reserected."

by blunts all day May 21, 2011

Refraction

A guild in the MMO World of Warcraft full of psychotic people that sell crack to under-aged girls. They constantly talk about sexual jokes and the guild leaders porn mustache.

The people from Refraction just sold that 16 year old girl crack!

by Totallynotdaija May 21, 2010

Resurection

When you are revived from the dead so hard that you get horny and you have an erection. Most commonly used between male gamers and female gamers.

"Dude, yesterday, I got a Resurection from Joel! It felt amazing!"
"Really? You're so lucky!"

by Wang Dong Ho February 25, 2014

ResErection

The act of obtaining an erection though the resurrection of a friend.

Wow, I totally got a reserection when Bobby was brought back to life.

by LaunchPadMcQuack February 23, 2011

refraction

A reprobate who is a member of a weekly online drinking club who happen to play a FPS game in between gulps of booze.

I saw you couldnt go to work last Thursday as you are a refraction.

by Pizzathehut July 7, 2008