Resting Smug Face

We've all heard of resting bitch face, and I think we all know what it means. We would like to recognize other resting faces: people who just can't help but look a certain way without even trying. Our first is resting smug face: someone who just looks smug unless they're trying to look another way, like angry or amused.

That guy is so cocky, he even has resting smug face.

by wamathmom June 11, 2015

resting moron face

A resting facial expression that makes a person appear to be a moron, and lacking common sense.

No, he's really not an idiot. He just suffers from resting moron face.

by Epic Dick May 22, 2018

resting derp face

A relaxed facial expression which perpetually holds an expression which can often be described as cute, awkward, and somewhat silly.

The word "derpy" is often used to describe such people.

Eric and Joe: Hi, Matt! :D

*Matt smiles awkwardly and gently waves as he passes them*

Eric: Aww, Matt's always so derpy all the time! I love that guy.

Joe: It's kind of his thing. He has resting derp face.

by akuwardmoments April 11, 2018

Pecker resting

The act of placing an object on your lap

I can't eat the popcorn if you're going to be pecker resting the popcorn.

by Allen24 December 8, 2010

Bob Rossing It

Taking a mans limp dick and slapping it back and forth repeatedly at high speeds like Bob Ross cleaning his paint brush.

My boyfriends dick wouldn't get hard so I started Bob Rossing it...

by Merbalicious July 1, 2016

Resting Python

An extremely large shit. When you haven't crapped in days and then finally let it explode out your anus. A very key characteristic of the resting python is the ability to get the feces to wrap around the inside of the toliet bowl like a resting snake.

"Dude, John, come here and check out this resting python in it's natural habitat!"

by Scott Hild November 4, 2007

Resingar

To Re-fuck, overdoing it, over-fucking around.

Deja de resingar tanto!
Que resingadera.

by Daylene LiNa January 28, 2008