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Mental Erection

Getting your hopes up. It's also called an unwanted mental erection, when you get your hopes up, but have a really hard time trying to bring them back down. Like an erection in public.
A: "He's so cute! I think he was flirting with me in science."
B: "You sure?"
A: "Fuckin' mental erections"
by SparklyBoy September 16, 2011
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affection erection

When your penis becomes erect when talking to a girl, but not because you're horny or want to have sex. Its an erection caused by the good feelings of having a conversation with the girl.
I really like her, but I don't think of her in a horny kind of way. When I talk to her, I get an affection erection.
by isopropyl_80 August 12, 2018
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reaction picture

an image (typically that encases someone having a facial expression) that can be used to describe your feeling towards something. can also be a meme... usually are memes
friend texts you: “sorry can’t hang out tonight”
you text back: *insert reaction picture of kim kardashian looking angry*
by itsprobablyfinemami October 4, 2017
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Affection erection

A gender neutral phrase to describe the intense emotional hard-on that is stimulated through infatuation. It is one of many side effects caused by catching feelings. Infatuation ejaculation typically follows.
I have a raging affection erection burning deep within the loins of my heart .
by P to the C September 21, 2017
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res-erection

When your get an erection,it goes limp and then comes back again.
I lost my erection when my girlfriend's parents walked in on us, but then when they started stripping too I got a res-erection.
by Rozoff & Crum October 7, 2007
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rejection artist

Someone (usually a superficial female) who rejects most men that are interested in her.
I think she's a rejection artist because I've seen her picture for years on the internet singles site.
by DelPelham December 27, 2011
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auto-rejection

Auto-rejection is when a woman rejects the advances of a man, because she thinks he is unattainable for a serious relationship. This may be because she thinks the man is of "too high value" or does not show enough interest in her.
When the stud with a doctoral degree in Mathematics courted for Marie, the young peasant girl, she dismissed his advances due to auto-rejection.
by alphaToOmega February 20, 2019
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