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by Intelligent Ladder April 23, 2023

silent repost

commenting “silent repost” on a super relatable, maybe riskay post that you would not want your followers to see if you actually reposted it.

Jenna: Girl! I seen your silent repost on tik tok the other day! You freakyyyy
Ari: Period

by SlangDefiner December 5, 2022

lab report

1) A side effect of being in a science major, such as chemistry.

2) An instance of the act of grade-rape; typically random and generally performed by a grad student.

3) The impulse that causes a science major to try something easy, like business.

4) A common cause of insomnia, overcaffeination, and binge drinking.

Dude, I stayed up all night last night doing my lab report and now I can't see straight. It's like I'm drunk, but without any of the fun.

by chemmajor June 11, 2012

repo-artisan

the term and/or description artist Carella Ross has used to describe his painting technique & the manner in which he assembles material as well as mixes media

Carella Ross is a repo-artisan (actually THE repo-artisan since it's straight from his own personal lexicon)

by Janet Alexia September 10, 2009

shithouse reporter

A news or current affairs' reporter/journalist who has shown through the many stories that they have done that they really really suck at their job.

(insert name here) is a real shithouse reporter

by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007

Repo Man

Out from the night, from the mists steps a figure
No one really knows his name for sure
He stands at 6'6" head and shoulders
Pray he never comes knocking at your door.
Say that you once bought a heart or new corneas
But somehow never managed to square away your debts?
He won't bother to write or to phone you
He'll just rip the still-beating heart from your chest!
(REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN)
Now you can run, you can hide, you can try to...
But he always has a way of finding you
He will come at your weakest hour
When no one's around who might rescue you.
(REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN, REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN)
And none of us are free from this horror
For many years ago, we all fell in debt
New body parts were needed to perfect our image
And until our debts are clear, we will live in fear of the--
(REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN, REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN)

The Repo Man has a thankless job... somebodys gotta do it.

by Nathan Wallace March 16, 2009

Report Card

A piece of paper that is issued to students of any elementary school, middle school, and high school at the end of the quarter. It shows you your grades and comments are usually written in a box.

Gilman: This sucks! i'm failing everything!

Clint: Well maybe if you did some work instead of jacking off all the time you'd be able to pull those grades up.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 20, 2005