Remance

A romance you have in rehab, always forbidden and usually doomed.

"Dude, why weren't you at the six o'clock meeting?"

"Sorry, I'm having a bit of a remance."

by D-Finitiy April 25, 2009

The Refund

This is a multi-step act in which you take a dump (said turd must be firm) and insert the turd into your lover's ass. Lover will then shit out the turd, which you then stick in his/her mouth, causing the subject to vomit the turd amongst other fluids.

After eating a hearty meal of cornbread and steak, Don gave Tim The REFUND, resulting in a severe staph infection for his son Tim. He's such a slut.

by Pablo Honey October 13, 2006

redunditis

A chronic deficiency of employment prospects in your current job, resulting in heightened levels of not giving a fuck and responding to everything with extra spice and / or snippines

Poor Ben has got a severe case of redunditis....you should have seen his email response to Jennifer. He's being a real cunt to everyone lately

by ElMajo December 6, 2018

reduncky

A monkey that has problems. Or a human that lacks common sense.

Wow Kiera is such a reduncky! I never met anything as dumb as her.

by reduncky.com April 19, 2023

iowa refund

Iowa Refund - when someone has a very corny bowel movement on their partner(s)

I got so wasted last night I think I did an Iowa Refund

by civeroy August 8, 2018

refunct

-Returning to an operational state after a period of non-functionality.

-A cancelation of defunctionality

After years of poor grades, my math skills are refunct.

by dan (d-bone) l August 22, 2005

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.

Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!

by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003