The money, or spare that you know has fallen in, and is in the couch that you leave there until one day when you're totally broke you dig through the couch, thus "cashing out" your couch reserves.
Person one: I can't go tonight i'm totally broke...
Person two: How long since you've called on your couch reserves?
Person one: It's been awhile, hold on...
Person one: Yeah, I can go!!! I found $15.67 in my couch reserves!!!
Person two: How long since you've called on your couch reserves?
Person one: It's been awhile, hold on...
Person one: Yeah, I can go!!! I found $15.67 in my couch reserves!!!
by thegranitehills May 2, 2010
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Main Game:
A Deck of Cards is mixed up and spread out in the center of the table. One player volunteers to go first. This player challanges another player at random. This is simply called a "Challange". Both those players pick a card from the center and flip it. Whoever has a card of lower value must drink. That same person then goes on to "Challange" another player at random and the same rules apply.
The cards that were flipped are NOT placed back into the main pile. This continues on until all the cards have been flipped. When all the cards from the center are gone everyone sitting at the table must drink. Then mix up the cards again and continue on.
If at anytime two players in a "Challange" happen to flip cards with the same value they both drink and then they flip for a second time until the cards have different values. Again the person with the lower card drinks.
If a joker is flipped everyone at the table except for the person who flipped the card drinks.
Side Salad Challange:
At any time during the game any player may "Side Salad Challange" another player. The two players can not be in another "Challange" at the time that the "Side Salad Challenge" is called. One player must yell out "I Side Salad Challange (Challanged Players Name)". They then proceed to have a single round with regular "Challenge" rules. However in this event the losing player of the card flip does not challenge another player.
Main Game:
A Deck of Cards is mixed up and spread out in the center of the table. One player volunteers to go first. This player challanges another player at random. This is simply called a "Challange". Both those players pick a card from the center and flip it. Whoever has a card of lower value must drink. That same person then goes on to "Challange" another player at random and the same rules apply.
The cards that were flipped are NOT placed back into the main pile. This continues on until all the cards have been flipped. When all the cards from the center are gone everyone sitting at the table must drink. Then mix up the cards again and continue on.
If at anytime two players in a "Challange" happen to flip cards with the same value they both drink and then they flip for a second time until the cards have different values. Again the person with the lower card drinks.
If a joker is flipped everyone at the table except for the person who flipped the card drinks.
Side Salad Challange:
At any time during the game any player may "Side Salad Challange" another player. The two players can not be in another "Challange" at the time that the "Side Salad Challenge" is called. One player must yell out "I Side Salad Challange (Challanged Players Name)". They then proceed to have a single round with regular "Challenge" rules. However in this event the losing player of the card flip does not challenge another player.
An Example of a Side Salad Challange call in The Reierson would be, "I Side Salad Challange Daniel!!!"
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i drank the steel reserve and wound up getting head on the side of the road with a fatty mcnasty girl
by busta May 27, 2006
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To repeat the same damn thing someone else just said to try and sound intelligent or in charge
To repeat the same damn thing someone else just said to try and sound intelligent or in charge
by The Reiterator September 17, 2018
Get the Reiterate mug.Steel Reserve is a low-quality, low-prestige, low-dignity malt beverage. Purchasing Steel Reserve is often an act of desperation by would-be drinkers in times of economic hardship. Aside from drinking cleaning solvents, Steel Reserve is perhaps the cheapest possible way to exit this reality. Its combination of astonishingly low price and extraordinarily high alcohol content has made it popular among both bums and young people.
Once only available in the darkest corners of the hood, Steel Reserve can now be found in supermarkets, liquor stores, and lying sideways next to unconscious transients all across America. Although notably foul tasting, this is a drink that will take you where you want to go (quickly and cheaply). At $.99 a tallboy, I find it possible to get drunk on the amount of change found under the couch, without even having to look in my car’s ashtray.
The Steel Reserve logo is a stylized number 211, which aside from being an ancient symbol for steel, is also the penal code # for armed robbery. It’s likely that steel reserve has been the inspiration for many a convenience store jacking. Poor judgment and personal injury are notoriously correlated with the consumption of Steel Reserve. The drink’s harsh flavor effectively masks the high alcohol content, leaving the drinker confused as to how much he has actually consumed. Even experienced drinkers get into trouble when partying with the 2-1-1.
Once only available in the darkest corners of the hood, Steel Reserve can now be found in supermarkets, liquor stores, and lying sideways next to unconscious transients all across America. Although notably foul tasting, this is a drink that will take you where you want to go (quickly and cheaply). At $.99 a tallboy, I find it possible to get drunk on the amount of change found under the couch, without even having to look in my car’s ashtray.
The Steel Reserve logo is a stylized number 211, which aside from being an ancient symbol for steel, is also the penal code # for armed robbery. It’s likely that steel reserve has been the inspiration for many a convenience store jacking. Poor judgment and personal injury are notoriously correlated with the consumption of Steel Reserve. The drink’s harsh flavor effectively masks the high alcohol content, leaving the drinker confused as to how much he has actually consumed. Even experienced drinkers get into trouble when partying with the 2-1-1.
Dude1: “Man, you look like shit, what happened to your face?”
Dude2: “I hit up the Steel Reserve last night.”
Dude1: “ah” *nods in understanding* (as if no further explanation is needed)
Dude2: “I hit up the Steel Reserve last night.”
Dude1: “ah” *nods in understanding* (as if no further explanation is needed)
by freemonkey December 28, 2005
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Also features one of the best American accents by a non-American actor i.e. Tim Roth as Mr. Orange.
Awesome soundtrack to boot.
Also features one of the best American accents by a non-American actor i.e. Tim Roth as Mr. Orange.
Awesome soundtrack to boot.
by Holdaway September 6, 2005
Get the reservoir dogs mug.Steel Reserve, classified as a "high gravity lager" .Also known as simply "two eleven" most commonly has a alcohol content of 8.1 percent. Comes in silver and black cans, bottles are presently being fazed out. A bastard version of less than 5 percent exists in the State of Utah, though only sold for the technicality of it all due to the mormons.
Depending on a persons alcoholic tolerance, the following applies to a typical experience with the 211.
1st Tall can. Major buzz starting to unfold after the last sip.
2nd Tall can, Walking becomes a challenge
3rd Tall can. Lost ability to walk, now focused on crawling.
4th Tall can, All of a persons ability to think to himself is lost and all subconscious and conscious thoughts are effectively excommunicated out the mouth. .
5th Tall can, Very rarely has every been attempted. If one utters a barely recognizable sentence it is considered the equivalent of obtaining a PHD at Berkley.
6th Tall can, The only way to experience the 6th is in the afterlife after your blood becomes 100% alcohol.
Depending on a persons alcoholic tolerance, the following applies to a typical experience with the 211.
1st Tall can. Major buzz starting to unfold after the last sip.
2nd Tall can, Walking becomes a challenge
3rd Tall can. Lost ability to walk, now focused on crawling.
4th Tall can, All of a persons ability to think to himself is lost and all subconscious and conscious thoughts are effectively excommunicated out the mouth. .
5th Tall can, Very rarely has every been attempted. If one utters a barely recognizable sentence it is considered the equivalent of obtaining a PHD at Berkley.
6th Tall can, The only way to experience the 6th is in the afterlife after your blood becomes 100% alcohol.
by Tall Can Man March 21, 2009
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