Textual Relations

Flirting, maintaining a romantic relationship via a text message from a cell phone, an email, or a postal mail letter, such as pen pals or maintenance of a long distance relationship. Textual relations are often used when two people feel the need to carefully choose their words; when thought and careful composition of thought over a longer period of time are required; when the fear of spoken conversation may be misunderstood or taken in the wrong context.

I use my word processor to carefully compose my thoughts before sending my messages out to any of my textual relations.

by R. Hitchcock April 18, 2008

Radiation

The energy emitted by the grand radar-phone which alerts all teachers within 5km of its proximity of its presence.

Belinda felt her chromosomes deforming from the constant beam of radiation emitted from Evan.

by j00000 June 7, 2021

breast reduction

to reduce the size of a womans tits.
also know as a slap to the face of god.

cindy>i think i need breast reduction.
god> i slap harder whore.

by mark. saussy. August 24, 2007

radiation taco

What you feed your roommate because your a tranny~Mexican who has cancer. Hoping he gets cancer too & comes with you to the grave.

Rob: "Esther better lay off those Radiation Tacos, she doesn't have that many bandanas left!"

Girl: "What color coffin does she want?"

by RizzJizz68 March 12, 2017

reation

Smoking until it hurts

"Want to go reation?
"I need to reation the pain"

by Moody January 22, 2018

radiation hardened quine

A restriction to the definition of a quine (program which prints its own source code) where the program can still print its original code after a character is removed. An Nth degree quine can prints its source code after N characters are removed.

In Befuge-98, you can make a 14 degree radiation hardened quine in 884 bytes of delicious sexy hot beautiful erotic code. Remove any 14 characters from the following code and it will still print the original source code.

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by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

textual relations

When you have a secret relationship, so secret you can't even talk on the phone for fear of being overheard, so you text each other.

"THEY will be home tonight, so we'll have to have textual relations."

by tw41 September 5, 2014