Rescue Balls

Testicles so massive they could be used as a flotation device and can save lives.

Seth is drowning Brian! Pull off your pants! RESCUE BALLS!

by TomKVideo March 24, 2009

Rescue Sex

Sex that is meant to save a friendship and only for that reason.

Elaine - Jerry we need to have sex to save our friendship

Jerry - that's what I've been telling you

Bonny - Jerry and Elaine had rescue sex

by Cardinals Fan 5000 January 16, 2010

Beach Whale Rescue Team

A male who in desperation or drunk will seek out a fat chick to take home and rescue her from being a virgin. Also so he can get laid to fill that void.

Aaron: Hey Josh, I heard you took Amy home last night?

Josh: Yea?

Aaron: Dude she looks and weights much as a beach whale!

Josh: So?

Aaron:When did you get your membership for the BWRT(Beach Whale Rescue Team)

by escnuk3r September 19, 2011

Reduce your head

A term used to try and deflate the ego of that big-headed friend of yours

Chavtastic Boy 1: "Yo, bruv, there's no 1 better at Fifa 11 than me, no 1"

Chavtastic Boy 2: 'Oi, reduce your head boi, you ain't that good'

by ducky2410 October 27, 2010

Search and Rescue

A game that 2 guys play in which one inserts an action figure into his own anus. The other guy has to "rescue" the action figure without using his hands.

My mouth still tastes funny from that game of Search and Rescue that I played with Doug last night. I can't believe we got Flint that quickly.

by Justin Loback July 16, 2008

The Royal Rescue

Sex act. When you put a crown on your partner and perform anal sex until they ask for help, then you turn the around, make them call you their hero and take your reward... anal sex.

I gave Janet the Royal Rescue last night, today she had not choice than to call me sir John.

by Cafetero October 1, 2019

sonic reducer

A song about keeping punk rock music underground. Written by The Dead Boys.

When someone is a sonic reducer, he is a musician who keeps his music from the mainstream, It could also mean an Undergroung musician who dosent care about being famous.

SONIC REDUCER
THE DEAD BOYS

I don't need anyone
Don't need no mom and dad
Don't need no pretty face
Don't need no human race
I got some news for you
Don't even need you too

I got my devil machine
Got my electronic dream
Sonic reducer
Ain't no loser
I'm a sonic reducer
Ain't no loser
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Boy: PUNX NOT DEAD
girl: Yes it is, rap rules
boy: you suck, if nly you would swim away from the mainstream, and into the underground full of sonic reducers!

by Xsuite May 20, 2006