receipt hostage

When eating out: the purgatorial time between receiving the check and receiving your receipt. In this space, you are trapped, having already finished your food, but cannot leave the restaurant because the waiter inexplicably does not just take your card when he gave you the check. And when he does, takes 10 minutes to come back. Generally not seen outside the US, where waiters, more smartly, carry credit card machines with them.

Finished my meal at Applebee's at 9pm, but didn't leave til 930, spending 30 minutes as a receipt hostage.

by theoldsage November 13, 2016

sperm receptacle

1. A person, usually female, that frequently receives massive amounts of sperm into or onto one or many of her body parts
2. Any body cavity that is on the receiving end of ejaculation; most frequently refers to the vagina, the anus, or the mouth, but may also be used to describe the ears, the nose, or other crevices

1. You should dump your girlfriend. She is the college sperm receptacle.
2. In a flash of creativity, I turned her nose into a sperm receptacle. My load got backed up into her sinuses, and she sneezed out sperm all over the place. I promptly zipped up my pants, got my jacket, and left.

by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Peanut butter covered in chocolate in the shape of a cup. The greatest food on earth, impossible to eat too many.

No matter how full you are there is always room for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

by Paulie walli August 25, 2006

Receipts

Evidence or proof. Often in the form of screenshots or saved snaps.

Emma Blackery:Don't you try coming for me
Cause I'm the bitch who keeps her receipts

by ToboTron May 12, 2018

Recessivism

(Noun) 1. Social, political and economic philosophy designed to disassemble (with the intent to destroy) democratic republican ideals and institutions and supplant them with pro-corporate economic primacy. This philosophy is designed to benefit the economic elite, usually corporate, over or at the expense of other communal or societal institutions, such as governments. A practitioner of recessivism champions corporate personhood and rights often at the direct expense of the environment, flesh and blood human rights and socio-economic conditions. Practitioners typically pursue deregulation of financial institutions to the point of facilitating the cannibalistic stage of capitalism.

Recessivism leads us to believe that America was best under the proto-fascist fusion of the British Monarchy, Parliament and the British East India Company.

by rladlof December 16, 2009

Reesasm

When you have an orgasm over Reese's peanut butter cups.

Jimmy: Dude, what's wrong with you?

Bob: I just had a reesasm after I ate that chocolatey, piece of heaven.

by D & J December 29, 2009

Oreo Races

A naked sprint during which participants must race a predetermined distance with an oreo stuffed between their ass cheeks. Loser of the race has to eat the oreo afterwards.

I lost my dignity last night when we had to do the Oreo Races down the street.

by kg339 November 20, 2011