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I think the warning on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid.
Here are a few I would suggest:
"Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
I think the warning on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid.
Here are a few I would suggest:
"Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
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"Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."
"If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."
"Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."
"Men: When emptying your pockets after a night of using this product, you may come across a human finger, a wad of Turkish money and a snapshot of a naked ex-convict named Dogmeat. The photo will be scribed, 'To Dave, my new old lady.'"
"Women: Drinking this product and enough of it and you will spend the rest of your life raising malnourished children and rusting trailer with a man that sleeps all day. Except for rapes."
"Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."
"If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."
"Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."
"Men: When emptying your pockets after a night of using this product, you may come across a human finger, a wad of Turkish money and a snapshot of a naked ex-convict named Dogmeat. The photo will be scribed, 'To Dave, my new old lady.'"
"Women: Drinking this product and enough of it and you will spend the rest of your life raising malnourished children and rusting trailer with a man that sleeps all day. Except for rapes."
by BorisTheBitchhound January 25, 2010
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*people are looking at moss*
Person 1: I went to the Jay-Z concert!
Person 2: Yeah, and I'm Jesus.
Person 3: No you're not! Jesus lived so long ago! If you were Jesus, you would be In heaven right now, and I know that you will never get there!
Person 2: Wow. You are such a realistico. I was beng sarcastic.
Person 3: What's Sarcastic?
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Person 1: I went to the Jay-Z concert!
Person 2: Yeah, and I'm Jesus.
Person 3: No you're not! Jesus lived so long ago! If you were Jesus, you would be In heaven right now, and I know that you will never get there!
Person 2: Wow. You are such a realistico. I was beng sarcastic.
Person 3: What's Sarcastic?
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Smart Aleck realistic sarcasm
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A person who's personal and political views transcend the petty right-wing left-wing mentality and understands how things really work in the world.
Someone who acknowledges that humans are terrible by nature and that the only cure for everything is one of the population-destroying meteors that passes between the Earth and Moon twice a month.
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There are a lot of artists online that you can goggle for, but one that comes to mind is some of the realism work by Josh DeHaan.
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Get the Da Realist mug.1. A form of art in which objects (usually people) are depicted as they would in everyday life with little or no exaggeration.
2. A highly oppressive and difficult "rule" that ALL artists must follow if they want to be considered an artist. This is just a style -- it is not the ultimate rule of art nor is it God. Lots of artists think this is the only way to learn or get better at drawing. However, it is not. There are other ways to learn and get better. A lot of artists often deny this, and see the absence of knowledge for realism as inexcuseable. They will also condemn you for it and note you as ignorant, immature, stupid, and/or an "anime kid".
2. A highly oppressive and difficult "rule" that ALL artists must follow if they want to be considered an artist. This is just a style -- it is not the ultimate rule of art nor is it God. Lots of artists think this is the only way to learn or get better at drawing. However, it is not. There are other ways to learn and get better. A lot of artists often deny this, and see the absence of knowledge for realism as inexcuseable. They will also condemn you for it and note you as ignorant, immature, stupid, and/or an "anime kid".
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In general use, it describes objects, persons, experiences, etc., that are what they are said or purport to be.
That which is described as real is genuine as opposed to counterfeit, false, or merely supposed.
In general use, it describes objects, persons, experiences, etc., that are what they are said or purport to be.
That which is described as real is genuine as opposed to counterfeit, false, or merely supposed.
Your child is having trouble grasping the English language. He keeps referring to himself as the realest thug.
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