The RAND Corporation is a nonprofit global policy think tank formed to offer research and analysis to the United States armed forces. The RAND Corporation is often associated with militarism and the military-industrial complex. They have expanded their operations to include forcing our parent to bed early to get rid of dinner, and tattooing bar codes on the back of our heads.
Milhouse:The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people.
Bart: Thank You!
Milhouse: Under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass here, people.
(Grandpa Vs Sexual Inadequacy, 2F07)
Hank: I got a tattoo on the back of my head!
Dale: What kind of tattoo? Like a bar code? Because that would point to the Rand Corporation.
(Be true to your fool, Epis 145)
Bart: Thank You!
Milhouse: Under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass here, people.
(Grandpa Vs Sexual Inadequacy, 2F07)
Hank: I got a tattoo on the back of my head!
Dale: What kind of tattoo? Like a bar code? Because that would point to the Rand Corporation.
(Be true to your fool, Epis 145)
by ifky302 December 10, 2007
Most noted for her novel Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand was an extremely, extremely hot writer and philosopher who advocated reason, egoism, and capitalism, allegedly on the grounds that existence exists.
by Kathryn January 23, 2005
To Pull A Rand is a series of randy events throughout the night. To officially Pull A Rand you must: 1. Pee in a public place. 2. Pee on someone's personal property. 3. Pee all over yourself.
Jimmy Pulled A Rand last night. He whipped his dick out in the bar and pissed. He also pissed himself and my couch. I wish I was drunk enough to Pull A Rand.
by Jhizzzzy September 14, 2010
people who are totally random, and are always random for entertainment. they are usually popular for it, and every1 luvs them. they are funny attention hoggers!
LOL
but u have 2 luv em XD
LOL
but u have 2 luv em XD
*ur sitting on a park bench*
*some teen is walking past, then sits at ur feet*
random dude: can i lick ur foot?
you: WHAT THE HELL?
*thinks to self...what a rand!!!*
*some teen is walking past, then sits at ur feet*
random dude: can i lick ur foot?
you: WHAT THE HELL?
*thinks to self...what a rand!!!*
by dark_girl September 9, 2006
Mid-20th century pop-philosopher who first propounded objectivism in a set of rather poorly written cult novels of dubious quality. Her philosophy is founded on unremarkable restatements of the obvious, prizing material achievement, self-centered pride, and unfettered commerce as virtues over love, humility, generosity, and faithfulness. Followers of objectivism, called randroids, tend to be a rude, selfish, condescending bunch, intolerant of anything that does not perfectly match their ultra-naturalist, laissez-faire dogmatism.
"A=A, oh, yes, A=A," the randroid muttered again and again, softly, obsessively, as he cut out heart-shaped pictures of Ayn Rand from a magazine for his objectivist collage showing her to be the pinnacle of human evolution.
by DaVinci March 16, 2005
also: e-rrand or e-rund
Pronunciation: E-r&nd, ru&nd
Function: noun
1. an online errand or chore.
2. any task, burden, commitment, obligation, duty, need, responsibility, etc. that must or can be completed online (such as online payments or other online business).
a: a dull, unpleasant, bothersome, responsibility that can be settled online.
3. the object or purpose of getting online.
Pronunciation: E-r&nd, ru&nd
Function: noun
1. an online errand or chore.
2. any task, burden, commitment, obligation, duty, need, responsibility, etc. that must or can be completed online (such as online payments or other online business).
a: a dull, unpleasant, bothersome, responsibility that can be settled online.
3. the object or purpose of getting online.
by Corroborator December 5, 2006
The Ultra Lesbian of past generations. Ayn Rand is a "comedian" that everyone seems to love despite her extreme mediocrity. Her amazing lack of common sense combined with her ability to run around the page like a five-year-old without her meds appeals to anyone without a soul or any knowledge of society. Her trite and obvious observations contain no intelligent thought process and often appeal to people with short attention spans and fags.
this is the definition of Ayn Rand
and it so accurate
this is the definition of Ayn Rand
and it so accurate
by Cleanpie October 6, 2010