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emo ranchero

A Mexican who dresses like their abuelo, but under that button up has a three days grace, linkin park, or disturbed t shirt
“Dawg, Jose is giving me some weird vibes?”
“He was doing yard work to disturbed and the next song was los huracanes del norte”

“He’s just a emo ranchero
by anonymous May 27, 2021
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Flower Ranchers

The ship name between TangoTek, Smajor, and Jimmy. Jimmy and Scott are Flower husbands, Tango and Jimmy are the Rancher duo. Put them together boom Flower Ranchers
Person 1: Hey, man have you seen the fics about Tango, Scott and Jimmy?

Person 2: You mean Flower Ranchers? Yea I have
by Skylight2424 September 1, 2022
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Jolly Rancher

When a man puts super glue on his penis and slaps a black man in the ear lobe with it until they are legally siamese twins connected by "Penis to Earlobe Bond"

This move was performed in 1989 by a one armed hooker named Steve.
I gave Lindsay Lohan A jolly rancher in the late 90's when the bitch gave me the wrong drink at McDonalds.

Wow jimmy, Look at that dumb asshole with a Dick stuck to his earlobe.
by Lebron Fucking James October 22, 2011
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slime rancher

A person who grows algae for a profit and/or a paycheck.
by algaeforenergy December 8, 2010
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The Jolly Rancher Game

A guy will take a jolly rancher, and put it in his mouth. Then he will french his girlfriend, but he has to try and not let the jolly rancher go into her mouth. If she is able to get it into her mouth, then she wins the game. If he has it by the time the jolly rancher disolves, then he wins the game.
I played the Jolly Rancher game with Cindy yesterday... I won!
by whyshouldyouknow?. April 25, 2011
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