railroad tracks

A slang term for the Captain (O-3) rank in the Army and Marines. The term comes from the Captain rank insignia, which is two wide bars connected by two thin cross-bars, resembling railroad tracks crossed by two railroad ties.

Damn, Lieutenant Carter used to be really cool, but ever since he pinned on his railroad tracks, he's just pulling rank and treating all his old buddies like shit.

by Gyreneisms December 18, 2011

The Underground Railroad

A legion of anal driven women using horse cock size strap-ons as means of their sexual intercourse, form a circle of consecutive anal penetration. It is at this point that each member donkey punches the participant in front of them forcing defication. Said feces is then tossed gently and accurately into the center of the circle where a concetric circle of outward facing males who are in fact beating off vigorously, racing each other for their nut. The loser's punishment is to crawl through a tunnel made by the legs of the participants while they each take turns shitting on him. *note that the loser has to crawl slowly and with their back to the floor, and mouth open wide.*

-"Hey, since we have nothing else to do today 20 horse cock strap-ons, wanna take a ride on the secret The Underground Railroad today?"
-"Yeah man, that sounds great, just don't let any weirdos in this time!"

by Charlie Octopus September 20, 2013

Railrider

A small vehicle made to navigate abandoned railways, usually homemade. Often powered by pedaling or low power small engines.

My buddy Tom just finished building his Railrider, let's go ride the railway!

by Jmanwow April 11, 2019

transcontinental railroad

a train route across the usa

In Canada the Canadian Pacific was the only transcontinental railroad line,

by foreverpinklover November 23, 2014

Wisconsin And Southern Railroad

A Class II that runs from Horicon, WI to Chicago, IL, runs on CN, it's play Pal is the Belt Railroad of Chicago, better known as BRROC.

P1: I just saw a SD60M
P2: On what Railroad?
P1: On the Wisconsin And Southern Railroad!
P2: ......

by Cocker Man101 July 2, 2021

Underground Railroad

When one lays down with a woman to have sexual intercourse with them, and a multitude of African-American people run out of the closet to watch.

Damn...I can't believe you pulled the Underground Railroad on that one.

by Bleicher December 30, 2005

suck a railroad spike

An expression used to denote such annoyance with a person that sucking a "dick", "cock", "chode", or any other phallic object would simply be too merciful

roommate: "hey, you should go out more"
Me: "go suck a railroad spike"

by Big_meaty_CLAWS December 16, 2019