The period of apathy after a male ejaculates due to the massive release of dopamine neurotransmitters into the brain. Comes from the psychological term "refractory period."
"Yo dawg, how was the girl last night?"
"Really good, I'm totally refractin' right now."
"Sick man! You did her?"
"Nah dude, I kicked her out of my house and then masturbated furiously."
"Oh... that's odd."
"Really good, I'm totally refractin' right now."
"Sick man! You did her?"
"Nah dude, I kicked her out of my house and then masturbated furiously."
"Oh... that's odd."
by kimblekrazy132 May 14, 2009
Get the Refractin' mug.When a man puts his dick back into his pants to soon after taking a piss and therefore lets a few drips into his pants.
Godamnit i just retracted again
by Smig January 15, 2008
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The regurgitation of bad information by a low-level functionary that was fed to them by upper management in such a way that can later be plausibly denied by upper management.
by Nathan T. Freeman December 30, 2008
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Get the retractamatum mug.When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.
Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."
Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"
Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"
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Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"
Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"
Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."
Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."
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Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.
Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.
by Dick Widebum August 24, 2019
Get the Testicular Retraction mug.A special case of a strawman argument in which, after being criticized for being hypocritical, one intentionally mischaracterizes the criticism as being an additional layer of hypocrisy.
Person A) "It's pure hypocrisy that after being so concerned with Hillary's private emails, Republicans are shrugging after we find out Ivanka Trump has been sending official White House business emails from a private account."
Person B: "Oh, what? So you were perfectly fine with Hillary doing it, but you care all of a sudden when Ivanka does it? It's YOU who's a hypocrite."
Person A: "Don't pull that retroactive hypocrisy on me. I didn't say anything about my own approval or disapproval of either Hillary or Ivanka."
Person B: "Oh, what? So you were perfectly fine with Hillary doing it, but you care all of a sudden when Ivanka does it? It's YOU who's a hypocrite."
Person A: "Don't pull that retroactive hypocrisy on me. I didn't say anything about my own approval or disapproval of either Hillary or Ivanka."
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