A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!
by kyssable1 January 11, 2009
Get the Vaginal Retention Planmug. by Grandmahsta J August 3, 2008
Get the Anal Retentive Thunder Cuntmug. Describes da status of someone who is so fussy, orderly, and "by da book" dat if you tell him, "Up yer a**!" in disgusted response to his excessive expectations of perfection, he actually tries to persuade you to stay and "follow through" --- in a literal sense --- on said merely-figurative retort.
Be careful who you tell to "Shove it up your butt!" wif regards to overly-picky requirements --- if you say it to an "anal retentive" person, he might actually put yer number on his speed-dial in order to occasionally ask you for said posterior-orifice "servicing".
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
Get the anal retentivemug. by KrazyKandy4 May 18, 2017
Get the Retentionmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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Hym “My retention rate is high. You don’t know how I didn’t this. You can’t even imagine how I did this. You are a dumb whore. You’ve always been a dumb whore. I will hate you until the day you die and then I’ll continue to hate you. I cannot wait for you to die.”
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022
Get the Retentionmug. 17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.
You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?
by heatstim August 31, 2021
Get the Friend Retention Percentagemug.