Rando Commando

n.
one who often has random thoughts or ideas, and usually lacks most brain power

Guy 1: Hey Allen wouldn't it be cool if alligators could mate with humans?
Allen: No guy 1 you're a weird-ass rando commando.

John: You know what would be great for these tough-ass wall sits? An invisible stool.

by Cheekymcgee May 30, 2011

rando-fest

A giant party which could or could not include alcohol, but in which every underage individual is extremely inebriated and takes part in getting with randos (random, often unattractive drunk girls) and then does not speak to them ever again. Many of these rando-fests take place at elite private school dances, such as Brearly, Horace Mann, and many others.

1) Are we ready for rando-fest 09?
Yeah, we're pregaming at Schmittie's and then heading uptown. How many randos do you predict for tonight?
I'd say about four or five, with one or two being decent-looking

by mrplinks September 26, 2009

rando-Dando

When a strange man turns up to your front door and stabs you.

Shit, that guy over there just got rando-Dando'd!

by Malo_ October 26, 2017

rando amore

A random, absurd hypothetical.

He asked a rando amore and the professor was forced to discuss cat genocide under the president's war powers.

by mixmastermannyfresh March 29, 2010

rando frosh

A random person whom you have just awkwardly interacted with

Pdidle: Yo dude go hug that RANDO FROSH
Piddle: No bro I don't even know her!

by Pdidle March 13, 2015

rando randy

A random dick pic

"Damn Jesse keeps sending me rando randys on Snapchat"

by GTAjunkie2027 October 12, 2017

Rando Commando

A promiscuous male who is adept at seducing random females, aka 'randos.' Prefers flings, one night stands, etc., to romancing a singular subject.

(Nightclub, Saturday, 1:07am)
Bill: "Yo Vance, where did Tommy run off to?"
Vance: "Tommy? He left with that smokin' hot redhead, they took off in a taxi. That guy! I tell ya, he's a real Rando Commando!

by Svidrigailov March 8, 2019