Railroad Man

A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.

“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”

-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”

by I.E.I. Industries February 25, 2023

Model Railroad

A large table that is home to scale model trains as part of the hobby of model railroading. Commonly known as a layout. Model Railroads can vary in realism from fictional (freelanced) to prototypical, and size from a simple 4x8 plywood sheet to a "basement empire". Often confused for simply running toy trains in a circle, or oval. (which it can include)

Bob: Hey Dave, you got any hobbies?
Dave: I have a model railroad.
Bob: So, you run toy trains? Dude, your 35!
Dave: *facepalm*

by EnragedHavoc August 22, 2011

no way to run a railroad

A phrase used to express one's discontent with the lack of organization by the administrators of a project or venture.

This is no way to run a railroad.

by beautifulheart June 15, 2014

Pearl Railroad

When you cum all over a girls braces.

I just gave that chick a pearl railroad!!!!

by the conductor January 23, 2005

Metro-North Railroad

The Metro-North Railroad is a semi-decent commuter railroad in the New York metropolitan area. There are three lines, the Hudson Line (to/from Poughkeepsie); the Harlem (to/from Wassaic) and the New Haven Line (to/from New Haven, Conneticut). The New Haven Line has three smaller branches into Danbury, New Caanan and Waterbury. All three lines go as south as Grand Central Terminal.

I need to go home to Poughkeepsie, the Metro-North Railroad dosen't run past 1am.

by 1-800-MARGARITA July 18, 2006

The Transcontinental Railroad

First, you have locate a girl from the west coast and a girl from the east coast. Then, you have to find a solid gold dildo. Once you've aquired the solid gold dildo, you give it to the girls, who proceed to use it. This unites the west coast and east coast with a gold spike. Grant would be proud.

"President Grant, we've completed the Transcontinental Railroad."
"Marvelous! When can I ride it?"
"Hmm... I believe that's up to them sir."

by The Decafe Coffey April 1, 2009

Rimjob railroad

A group of two or more people who connect themselves, mouth to anus, and form a line.

Bob: Hey Jim, are you riding the rimjob railroad tonight?

Jim: No bob. My anus is too sore.

by Dirty Tizzle January 3, 2013