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r kelly face

that girls got r kelly face
by danny November 5, 2003
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R Kelly Sharpshooter

The sexual act of tying your partner onto the bed, head bound to the headboard, mouth open wide.

you then take a jar, filled to the brim with semen and piss, you shake it up until mixed completely, then you fill a

(preferably large, rifle type) water gun with the liquid (use a funnel) then, with your partner bound to the bed, try to get as many shots down the throat and in the mouth as you can.

Rules
1: the bound partner must swallow every shot that made it into the mouth.
2: the shooter must be at the foot of the bed.
3: the bound partner must not move a muscle.
4: you can not cheat your way through with a pump water gun.
Oh my god Johnny, me and suzanne played R Kelly Sharpshooter last night, I made every shot!!!
by ranchdong October 3, 2017
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R.Kelly Effect

To have the urge to pee on someone younger than you, mostly aimed towards the face and mouth area of the child.
A: God I really wanted to pee on Trish's face when we hung out at her house.
B: The freshman? I think you have the R.Kelly effect man.
by rkelly4life November 5, 2019
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do an R Kelly

To urinate in an inappropriate place, especially on a person. Also especially applicable to acts of inappropriate urination fueled by 40 ouncers of malt liquor.
"This is bullshit, dude, I'm gonna do an R Kelly on this fool's Lexus."

"I want to do an R Kelly all over Ann Coulter's face. I bet she'd like it. Bunnnnnggg."
by Angst Boy February 17, 2006
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reverse R Kelly

It's like what R Kelly got caught doing; Except in this case the girl urinates on the guy. Also, being underage is not a requirement and should be avoided at all costs.
Lynn: I'll be right back. I haven't been to the bathroom since before lunch, I really gotta pee.

Me: Now'd be a good time to try that Reverse R Kelly thing I read about on Urban Dictonary. Are you up for it?
by !RKelly December 14, 2008
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Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting

To sweat profusely. R.Kelly has an addiction to young girls, and if enticed by something such as a girl scout meeting he would try to resist his urges causeing him to sweat.
We were playin and mah man was Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting
by Tony Randolph April 16, 2008
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Reverse R Kelly

1) when your mind is telling you yes, but your body is telling you no

2) when a middle aged woman holds the power in a relationship with a male teenager and uses that power dynamic to Engage in the act of urinating on said teenage boy during a sexual encounter.
1) mountain biker to another mountain biker “sorry to hold you up, I went full reverse R Kelly on that last hill climb”

2) self explanatory
by Isthereanuntakenpseudonym September 5, 2019
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