The answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything

42

a: What is the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
b:42

by unhappy jackass August 31, 2013

out of the question

Impossible, unacceptable.

Dad, for my 17 birthday I want a new Subaru Impreza.
Son, that's out of the question! We're getting you a Honda S2000.

by chougaijin February 13, 2008

Stupid question

Asshat question posed by a fucktard.

There are no stupid questions. There are only stupid people who ask questions.

Woman: I have a stupid question...

Man: No kidding.

Woman: Can I buy this blouse as a separate from this skirt?

Man: I don't work here.

by BcozTheNite March 26, 2008

questment

Act of asking a question and making a statement at the same time.

Should we meet sometime before just to finish the powerpoint, so we can have Sunday to practice it.

Was that a questment?
Yes, notice how it starts of asking if they should meet, but it later makes it clear that there will be a meeting.

by pyromanic May 27, 2013

be quiet, don't cry

a term used when someone won't stop crying for shit.

nct's frat boy jaehyun blew this shit up in his early teens when he lived in america for four years. what a legend to stan man.

"oh my goddd i cant believe he actually dumped mee!!! me out of all people!!"
"be quiet, don't cry."

by babymocca November 23, 2020

Bench Questing

The utilization of a portable, double wide lawn chair for couples to either people watch and/or canoodle in non traditional urban and rural locations.

“Honey, do you have free to time today? I have the urge to do some bench questing in front of Chuck E. Cheese’s today.”

by Love Ambassadors December 30, 2021

i take your question

A way to say "fuck you" while being a polite boss!

Republican Louie Gohmert: Lengthy rant with no clear question.
Mueller's resoonse: "I take your question".

by TrumpIsAFelon July 24, 2019