Quarf

A male version of a queef. The sound mostly happens during masturbation.

Boy: Fuck, i just quarfed.

by Rainbows Jumpping Unicorns July 22, 2009

querf

Unlike a Pussy Fart Queef.
Its a, Penis Fart.

"just when you thought all the bathroom jokes are over, i found another"

1.I Querfed In The Pool And It Created Bubles That Floated To The Top Of The Water.

2.My Querf Smells Like Maserpiece BBQ Sauce.

by matt hazan May 13, 2005

Quarf

when air comes out of your penis and sounds like a fart, like a woman quiffs out her vagina

A ups employee quarffed while bending over to pick up a package

by SoCOR December 13, 2010

Queerfuck

Being worth 28 points in Scrabble. Kelli owning Meghan.

Who says queerfuck isn't a word?!

by HelloMish May 18, 2008

queerful

to be extremely queer in a situation where it is not necessary.

"Randy stop being so queerful, can't you see that your queerfulness helps us not in this situation where we are being fucking gangbanged!"

by thurman tacobell dog July 23, 2005

quarf

The male equivalent of a queef or (qweef).

guy 1: I was fuckin some chick and when i pulled out i quarfed.

guy 2: Mrs. Keuper is a gay bitch with beefy tits.

guy 1:WTF

guy 2: you can quarf...?
lucky bastard...

by complex two point oh January 29, 2009

Queard

The beard you get when in Quarantine.

Yo man, hows your queard been?

by BigBrother5096287 April 21, 2020