Guaranteed Like

Someone who always likes your Instagram posts - a guaranteed like, also known as a GL

Charlie is such a GL - he is always liking my photos
Guaranteed Like

by Laila Andrews April 13, 2020

Quaranseeing

Virtual dating/hooking up during the COVID-19 pandemic. Social distancing but still romantically seeing each other. Not the same as being quarantined with a significant other.

Romeo and Juliet can’t be physically together because of the pandemic, so now they’re quaranseeing each other.

by dearladydisdain April 25, 2020

Quarantelepathic

Being confined with your girlfriend or wife so long that she thinks she can read your mind.

I’ve been stuck in this house with this woman so long she thinks she’s Quarantelepathic. Stop finishing my sentences for me!

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

Guaranteed Chance

A 100% chance of an event happening, an absolute, there is no doubt in something happening

"Mate, there is a guaranteed chance I am railing that bird in 3 hours"

by Ruben Dover October 20, 2021

Quaranteam

1. Noun: the people you live with or hang out with during a pandemic quarantine.

2. Verb: raiding supplies or gang banging during a pandemic quarantine. Similar to tag-teaming.

"We're all out of toilet paper"
"All right quaranteam, don your CBRN gear and grab your weapons; we are going to quaranteam the covidiot neighbours across the street"

by rebnvodka March 25, 2020

quarantweaker

Someone who is on lockdown a skitzing on social media.
Also, quarantweaking

“Have you seen Ken’s posts lately? I think he is a quarantweaker!”

by Squarebidness April 8, 2020

Quaranteaster

Quarantine Easter Easter in Quarantine

Man! We couldn't have anyone over for our Quaranteaster egg hunt.

by Enlightened Egg April 12, 2020