quadoodle

Verb. to fool around with because you know that it's a cake walk

Johnny quadoodled when he had nothing to do on Sunday.

by Turnoodle September 12, 2011

The Quagmire

The Quagmire is when you are having intercourse, and as you bang her, you move your head back and forth like Quagmire from Family Guy while saying "Giggity Giggity Giggity!"

*doing "The Quagmire"

guy: Giggity Giggity Giggity!

by Ben_Dover69 May 30, 2009

Quagmire of epic proportions

Something you would say to describe how much trouble or problems you have gotten yourself into.

Leah: Oh no! We got dirt on mums new dress.
Sophie: Shit! What should we do? There isn't enough time to wash it before the party!
Leah: This is a quagmire of epic proportions!

by Ghostkid XD October 15, 2008

quapoofa

A big hairy 70's porn style bush.

Her quapoofa was so big that I thought she had a cat in her lap.

by poodiemuckle September 4, 2011

quaglomeration

the process of replacing competant onshore resources with incompetent offshore resources with the purpose of providing a cost effective IT solution that more times than not results in a clusterfuck of mamoth proportions.

By outsourcing our IT department we will form a quaglomeration that will result in many bonuses for company executives.

by kreeshna August 30, 2010

Quagraine

A Quagraine is a type of pomegranate. It releases mentally impairing hormones after being digested. Side effects include uncontrollable laughter, inability to stand up straight, a sudden urge to eat colorful tissues, and a desire to stick noodles down one's shirt.

Person 1: Naana is stuffing noodles down her shirt again.

Person 2: Did she eat another Quagraine?

Person 1: Yeah.

by mcsqiggles April 10, 2011

Quagmire Arm

When one's primary arm is much larger than the other, leading people to assume that one engages in a successive amount of masturbation

Person 1: "Dude, I'm throwing shot put this year"

Person 2: "Aren't you worried about getting Quagmire Arm?"

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