One who flaunts one of the manliest staches in the world and uses their suspender wearing authority to give summonses to the children. Legend has it that one that receives a summons will be devoured by the fine specimen's stache. When the Poogs is in a jolly mood, the Poogs mispronounces the "th" sound of a word by replacing it with the 'f' sound.
Example 1:
Child: (waddles their way into the building without proper identification.)
Poogs: Where is your I.D. card?
Child: I forgot it at home. (melancholy expression)
Poogs: WHAT?! (ferocious magenta tentacles extend from beneath the stache, wrap around the childs limbs and slurp the child back into the dark depths of the stache.)
Example 2:
Poogs: When Macbeff (Macbeth) visits fe (the) Free (Three) Witches, he notices that Fe (the) witch frows (throws) in ingrediants to fe (the) potion.
Child: Who did the witches freeze?
Poogs: What?
Child: You said the witches "frozen"
Poogs: NO! not frozen, frows (throws) in.
Child: Oh...? (continuing to not understand the Poogs but remains silent due to fear of the legend of the stache.
Child: (waddles their way into the building without proper identification.)
Poogs: Where is your I.D. card?
Child: I forgot it at home. (melancholy expression)
Poogs: WHAT?! (ferocious magenta tentacles extend from beneath the stache, wrap around the childs limbs and slurp the child back into the dark depths of the stache.)
Example 2:
Poogs: When Macbeff (Macbeth) visits fe (the) Free (Three) Witches, he notices that Fe (the) witch frows (throws) in ingrediants to fe (the) potion.
Child: Who did the witches freeze?
Poogs: What?
Child: You said the witches "frozen"
Poogs: NO! not frozen, frows (throws) in.
Child: Oh...? (continuing to not understand the Poogs but remains silent due to fear of the legend of the stache.
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One of the most loveable humans on earth. An absolute legend and very humorous. Will most likely fuck your mom if you're not careful.
Jane: "Yurrrr that man pogster really is no joke"
Tommy: "ikr"
Bob: "hey tommy i think im gay"
Tommy: "i slept with your mom stfu"
Bob: "i fucked with pogster"
Jane: "seriously??"
Bob "Yeah"
Tommy: *faints*
Tommy: "ikr"
Bob: "hey tommy i think im gay"
Tommy: "i slept with your mom stfu"
Bob: "i fucked with pogster"
Jane: "seriously??"
Bob "Yeah"
Tommy: *faints*
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Get the POGS mug.When someone joins the United States Marine Corps to slay bodies as a POG (or personnel other-than grunt) and is enlisted as a reservist but is a higher quality Marine than his active-duty counterparts.
Active Duty Member1: Hey man, what time is formation?
Active Duty Member2: I dunno man, I think 5 minutes ago, shouldn't we shave?
Active Duty Member1: Nah, man, only Pogservists do what they are supposed to do.
Active Duty Member2: I dunno man, I think 5 minutes ago, shouldn't we shave?
Active Duty Member1: Nah, man, only Pogservists do what they are supposed to do.
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