Sally lived in a rental house so her parents got her poster putty to hang up her posters with. She promptly forgot about it and while cleaning her room put it with her play-dough. several months later Sally found the play-dough and poster putty. They were slightly different shades of blue, and Sally realized that one of them must be the missing poster putty. she then picked up one of the play-dough thinking it was the poster putty, and used it to hang up her new Taylor Swift poster.
THREE YEARS LATER THEY MOVE AWAY. SALLY IS STILL A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN ANT STILL HAS THE POSTER HANGING UP.
Mom-- Sally, you need to take down that poster.
Sally-- fine.
Sally pulls down the poster. The three-year-old blue play-dough has left a huge blue stain on the wall.
THREE YEARS LATER THEY MOVE AWAY. SALLY IS STILL A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN ANT STILL HAS THE POSTER HANGING UP.
Mom-- Sally, you need to take down that poster.
Sally-- fine.
Sally pulls down the poster. The three-year-old blue play-dough has left a huge blue stain on the wall.
by Live_Love_Laugh December 22, 2010
the delectable combination of spunk and arse-juice found in one's brown eye prior to completion of the act of felching
'How can you say you don't give a damn Rhett, when our felch-putty is still wet on your moustache!' cried Scarlett in despair. (from Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell)
by N North May 7, 2003
When one drops a deuce and the fecies is a green, pastey texture that burns the hole, and is nearly impossible to wipe.
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by hotchick880 December 1, 2010
Dude, so I met this chick, and we went back to my crib, but her face wasn't lookin right, so I had to silly putty her.
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