Pootering

To be lazy. While a poot and pooter are very different things they all derive from being somewhat shitty. If your sitting around being lame instead of going out and having fun, your being a poot or partaking in the act of "pootering."

Stop pootering around and get off the couch!

by Goochberries & Crème March 6, 2011

Instant Pestering

When someone who you don't want to talk to continues to text you. Non-contingent upon whether you've told them so.

Ive been getting instant pestering by (insert name here) all day now, it's really getting on my nerves.

by JaredTriffe August 21, 2008

Petering

When one orders food at a restaurant, eats anywhere from 75-99% of it, and proceeds to explain to the waiter/waitress that the food isn't correctly cooked, wasn't the correct order, etc... In hopes of replacing said order with a new one.

*ate 3/4 pancakes*

Kid: "Excuse me sir these pancakes are not cooked correctly, may I have a plate of chicken fingers"

Waiter: "this kids gotta be petering me"

by Morning_wood August 20, 2013

Bustering

Putting copious amounts of peanut butter on thine cock and balls and letting your dog lick it off while sensually moaning in your ear

You know I'm in a bustering mood man

by Vietnam Flash Back December 16, 2019

Pussy puckering

The tightening of the female vaginal clitoris surgically.

I am getting a Pussy puckering for my mans. He’s gonna love it.

by xGang_sFreakx December 1, 2017

Petering

When someone is acting as a self centered prick, they tend to always think themselves right and that the things they do are exceedingly funny (even when they are clearly not). They will argue over the smallest things that they have no knowledge in, and would rather fight about everything than say admit defeat. They will blamed all shortcomings on someone else rather then themselves.

So I was playing games with Rob last night, and he just kept petering. When I told him to stop being a prick, he told me it was my fault.

by Eragonic January 21, 2019

Pundering

That long awkward, anxious, silence that you experience while trying to think of a riposte to someone's verbal barb.

John's insult to Mary left her embarrassed because she KNEW she had a smartass reply but couldn't think of it right now. Mary's pundering left her temporarily speechless.

by Gilcarad December 29, 2020