Beer Push-up

A week-long training regiment for an upcoming weekend that is likely to include heavy drinking. A beer push-up is categorized as starting with 1 drink on Monday followed by a progressive increase in drink amounts leading up to the event.

I started on Monday night with 1 beer push-up, by Friday, I was up to 7. I'm ready for Saturday!

by Scottimo April 27, 2019

Korean Push-Up

1. noun. English. A Korean push-up has occurred when a man is laying on a bed or trampoline on his back, and a female performs fellatio in a "push-up" position hovering over him. Now that's not all! The female uses her muscular fortitude to push up and down on the surface area around the male, bouncing him up and down in her mouth. This bouncing motion is what gives the traditional fellatiatic look and feel to this move.

This act has a difficulty rating of 8.2, and should not be attempted by anyone suffering from weak arms, tennis elbow, arthritis of the wrist, or a bad back. Attempts made by an inexperienced participant, may lead to serious throat and/or neck injuries, not to mention what may happen to the guy...

1. I got seasick last night from all the Korean push-ups my girl was giving me last night.

2. Wow, your girlfriend is getting some broad shoulders. You should have her stop all of the Korean push-ups.

3. I have a great way for me to participate in your weight-loss....Korean push-ups!

4. Whoever said working out is no fun had no idea what a Korean push-up was all about.

by Doctor Lee, M.D. February 23, 2011

cock push-up

when you lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

guy 1: wtf? get your lazy ass off the floor!
guy 2: i'm doing cock push-ups! give me a second and turn the porn back on!

by KaylinOWNSYOU March 28, 2007

polish push up

male version of kegel (squeezing and tightening of penis)

pelvis muscle training is called the polish push up

by Hegel/Megel September 20, 2013

cock push up

where you lay flat on your chest on the ground, enjoy yourself and allow yourself to enlarge your penis. Then you pick yourself up with your boner, much like a push up

alex: i did 400 cock push ups last weak
ted: you must be tired
alex: are you kidding me?! my cock can go on your hours

by nud ronoc January 31, 2005

Reverse push-up

A particular form of a push-up in which someone does the exercise with their body facing the ceiling instead of the floor, and the person is trying to push their back up from the floor, rather than their stomach.

Despite requiring about the same amount of strength and effort, this exercise is much less common than regular push-ups.

James: I can't do push-ups. They're just too difficult.
Michael: You should try reverse push-ups.
James: Dude, nobody does that. You realize how many weird looks that'll get?

by A Person Named September 7, 2013

Semi fail push up

to go into a push up strong, lose willpower, then cheek plant the floor.

Ana: How's the diet going?

Hazel: Well, it's great, I lost a few pounds... but I decided to add some exercise and ended up doing a semi fail push up.

ALSO PLURAL:

Star: I went to the gym today, and started to do push ups.. it didn't really work out.

Hazel: I call those Semi fail push ups.

by FacePlant123 July 23, 2012