Closet Pervert

This term has its origins in Japan, where Japanese perverts share a common addiction: They love dirty school girl's panties.

NOT, and I repeat NOT the same thing as a gay man who hasn't left the closet yet.

Closet pervert is a term generally used to describe creepy men who seem as though they're hiding a nasty (very nasty) fetish from the world.

Fujiki: That man is creepy.
Sarah: He must be a closet pervert.

by vivaci January 19, 2010

Pervert 5000

the epitimy of being a pervert

"I was getting a lap dance by a beautiful woman, while my friend was drinking a beer at the table, by himself, looking like a pervert 5000."

"Yeah, John has been to the gentlemen's club every day this week and spent his whole paycheck. He is officially a pervert 5000."

by ole'dad13 June 28, 2009

pulverize

to defeat and punish thoroughly

They pulverized them at the game.

by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2008

pervert

see bayat

A person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior.

That Pervert is staring at my breasts.

by UB March 13, 2004

perversion excursion

when your internet is down and it's time to make a trip to the smut shop

i forgot to pay my internet bill, i need a perversion excursion yo!

by j caviston April 15, 2008

purger

A person who hosts game servers.

Hey, you sass that hoopy Purger? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

by Thomas_Jones March 2, 2019

google pervert

a person who searches on a search engine for porn or hentai to look at and possibly masturbate to. while google is the most common, many other search engines are used to satisfy their needs, many times search engines which are not used to find pics, i.e. urban dictionary's search engine or newgrounds search engine. the less intended purpose the more perverted.

google pervert: I'm gonna find some pokemon hentai on google!
normal person: my god...

by thegreatmonkey April 30, 2005