Joseph punter

A person by the name of joe punter mostly has a small penis and pretends like it’s massive. He has a really strange addiction to watching inbetweeners over and over and especially loves the YTP called “airplane driver” as he still has the mental age and IQ of a 4 year old. If you are ever unlucky enough to meet yourself a Joseph (or j for joe for short) then prepare yourself as he will try hard against you at any game he plays and it’s really pretty tragic. This person also normally stinks as they don’t have access to running water in there house, so really we should feel bad for them

Person 1: yo I swear that’s that Joseph punter guy from our school!
Person 2: yeah stay away from him he stinks and he likes touching tiny toggers

by Joseph Punter October 15, 2019

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Punter

A person who likes sex acts where you put your foot in a woman’s vagina

Man 1: I totally punted marnie last night
Man 2: I can’t find any sex around here might need to make a punter practice trip to craigslist!

by NotTheBiggestFanOfDodge May 30, 2023

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Third string punter

Somebody worthless to a team of any thing
Like cats birds dogs or even John cenas
If you get lucky a team of Cadens

He is a worthless third string punter

by Shitass69420 May 24, 2019

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Punter

People who work for their companies until 5.30pm on a Friday.

That guy is doing punter work in until 5 on a Friday, what an eejit.

by anonymous November 12, 2021

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Mug Punter

Someone who cant pick a winner and loses money on crap bets.

Look at Paulie! 100 quid on a donkey in the 2.15 at Ling , No chance ! He will go blow his dough on the brickies PC now. Proppa mug punter that Paulie.

by Cornicello kid April 28, 2024

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