seductive punisher

A woman that lures in a man by trickery and seduction and makes his life a living hell.

My ex wife was a seductive punisher.

by Moanicahanf April 23, 2018

two-inch-punisher

used as an insult to someone who thinks they have a large penis.

Tyler: Dude, my dick is definitely twice as big as yours.

Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?

Tyler: Shut up dude, you no that's a sensitive subject!

by RiMjOb February 9, 2014

the Punisher

If you're guilty, you're dead.

The Punisher was one of Marvel Comic's cool characters. Bloodthirsty vigilantes kick ass.

by yup August 24, 2003

pukish

something is sickly,sickening or you feel like your going to be sick (puke)

1st person- "man, I feel pukish"

2nd person- "yeah, i'm not suprised

mate, you eat way too much"

by GemGemGem May 21, 2009

Brazilian Fart Punishment

The most wonderful, artistic, and erotic form of pornography known to man! Someone who has been a "bad" person gets to be "punished" by sticking their nose in someone else's anal crevice and inhaling said persons flatulence. The punisher is hopefully a morbidly obese hairy woman who speaks Portuguese and doubled down on Taco Tuesday.
See also pornography, fetish, art forms.

Door man: "Any plans tonight Master Carl?"
Carl: "Why yes actually Winston my good fellow. I plan on pouring myself a cup of fine chamomile tea, lighting some candles, and masturbating feverishly to the most depraved Brazilian Fart Punishment the internet has to offer."
Door man: "Good show sir! Shall I call a cleanup crew?"
Carl: "That would be splendid Winston! And do ask that they remember the pressure washer this time."

by Cheesy Sack Holder March 14, 2016

punish yourself

Usually applies to males only. To masturbate or beat off violently following the dissapointment of failing to woo female company for the night. Can also be used in past tense as "punished yourself" or referring to one of your loser wanker mates "punished himself".

I punished myself after failing to pick up a root at the clubs.

Dude she thinks your a freak, just give up and go home and punish yourself.

Jae punished himself and came on his own stomach.

by Boris Cranker December 19, 2007

Crime and Punishment

A book written by a Russian guy that involves a nice murder, a christian prostitute and a happy drunk.

I really hope "Crime and Punishment" isn't a long book.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005