Cum Puncher

Somebody who keeps masturbating after he came into his hand and is now beating his wet, moist noodle until his hand cramps up and he can't go any further.

Hmmm, I haven't seen Steve at all today, where could he be?
Steve is such a cum puncher, he's probably still beating it in his room.

by Lolzosaurus July 3, 2016

Tree Puncher

Gamer slang; An inexperienced or bad Minecraft player, a n00b. Derived from the game's survival mode, wherein a new player must punch trees to acquire the wood needed to create rudimentary tools. Often used in an insulting or derogatory manner.

Tim sucks at Minecraft, he's god damn a tree puncher.

by Mod Eschar May 7, 2018

Hoe Puncher

You bunch a god damn hoe enough said

I punched the hoe down the street my bros said i am a hoe puncher

by HOE PUNCHER April 26, 2017

Custard Puncher

A Homosexual Male

OMG look at those Custard Punchers giving it to each other in the ass

by CumJunkie June 22, 2009

chutney puncher

One who takes the "active" role in anal intercourse.

See also: date packer, rally driver

No point trying to seduce him, girlfriend! He's a chutney puncher.

by Ozymoron October 3, 2009

Clam puncher

Big angry ugly lesbian

"the opposite to lipstick lesbian"
Likely wanting to punch instead of caressing a Vagina.

"That looks like a clam puncher"

by SomeRandomMum March 19, 2023

stump puncher

A bloke who consistently bangs below their achievable standard.

Eg:

- “Aaron doesn’t even have a high bar and he stump punches.”
- “Why did he go home with that?”
“Because Aaron’s a rotten stump puncher.”
- “Did you see the stump Randall punched last night?”

by BadAzzStandards April 22, 2018