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milking the prostate

Ejaculation technique performed by an oject, usually finger, being inserted up the rectum and stroke the prostate gland. This is allegedly where the male G-spot resides.
Angela was milking my prostate last night. I came so hard that it smashed the light bulb!!! Then the dirty bitch sucked her fingers...... I haven't kissed her since.
by SpaccaDayNightFever July 26, 2003
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Prostate

The skeet machine. The organ that makes the viscuous fluid of semen.
John's prostate must be working overtime, he has been in his room with Anna for 12 hours straight.
by I like to wank January 6, 2007
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prohibited

Things which you are not supposed to do, but choose to do.
I did not plan to do something so prohibited in a rented cadillac, but sometimes a chance stumbles into your life and you just have to go with it.
by Jen March 29, 2004
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Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage

A phrase meaning the worst that possibly could happen. Based off of obvious pain the fictional character's knifed glove would create tearing up a prostate.
dude 1: My girlfriend is pregnant.

dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.

dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!
by Minced Prostate September 23, 2011
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prostitard

A special education kid (usually a girl) who is the town bicycle for all the other special ed kids.Similar to a prostitot, but with mental disabilitites.
amber: why does that tard get more dick than me?
trent: i know, she's a hella fatty prostitard!
by trent ralf February 20, 2007
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Prostate Ballet

The act of a female milking a male's prostate by inserting the toe of her foot into his rectum while wearing footwear: namely ballet slippers or ballet flats. The term can also apply to a woman wearing heels, although when wearing heels, the term is Prostate Disco. She inserts the toe of her foot into the anus and continues pushing in and wiggling her toes until he either ejaculates involuntarily, or she forces him to masturbate. This is a form of domination or enslavement, for if this is done on him enough times in succession, he will be physically unable to ejaculate without her foot inside of him.
Fred: "Hey George, long time, no see! Why are you walking funny?"
George: "That girl I met in the club turned out to be a dom. She's been doing the Prostate Ballet in me."
Fred: "Dude, you need to get a way from her before she turns you into her footslave"
George: "It's too late."
by Jon_The_Psychologist February 6, 2014
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