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prison poker

getting fucked in the asshole in jail, what a new or weaker inmate can expect to play daily without consent, usually right after a little tonsil tickling from a sexually perverted inmate(s), forced to at first but gives it up quietly after the first 50 or 60 times, can also expect to play with multiple partners several times a day while guards ignore what's going on
billy bob: "hey bubba, fresh fish"
bubba: "ungh, we needs some fresh hole"
billy bob: "me first this time"
bubba: "bullshit, everybody knows i always get the first hand in prison poker"
billy bob: "uh, ok, hey fish, face down, ass up"
bubba: "ungh, ungh, ungh"
by spiderbesideher September 29, 2009
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Social Prisoner

A sincere, friendly prisoner who utilizes the time while incarcerated to develop and maintain positive and meaningful friendships.
A social prisoner establishes and maintains healthy friendships inside prison as well as outside. Often, social prisoners also make use of the time to learn skills and seek an education.
by Lexicon reader November 4, 2011
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prison fluffer

A prison fluffer is an inmate who has just been anally raped by another inmate. The dominate inmate, not wanting to go back to his cell with shit on his dick (who does??) will force the raped inmate to lick the shit of off. The raped inmate will cry and complain incessantly, but secretly hope that the raping inmate will get hard again during the cleaning process so he will get as raped again. Since having a dick in his ass is the only time the victimized inmate feels like he has any purpose on this planet, he will do an extra fine job during the cleaning process.
Bubba: Hey accountant, you got shit on my junk. We are not done yet, turn around and lick this crap off.

Accountant: *crying, sniffling* You've put me through enough, just leave me alone.

Bubba: Not gonna happen prison fluffer, get on with it or get a beating.

Accountant: *continues crying, starts licking and secretly hoping for round 2*
by Construction Guy December 23, 2013
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prison comby

A combination toliet / lavatory (sink) found in prison cells.
Often called a, "suicide-resistant prison comby" or, "ligature-resistant prison comby" because the toliet portion has no seat and only a small amount of water is present in the bottom of the bowl after flushing it -- this helps to prevent inmates from attempting to drown themselves or getting their heads between the seat & bowl.

Sometimes they are simply called an aluminum thunderflush because they flush quickly and loudly.
{Inmate}: Guard, my prison comby has no hot water and doesn't flush.
by Telephony July 21, 2014
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prison comby

A combination toliet / lavatory (sink) found in prison cells.
Often called a, "suicide-resistant prison comby" or, "ligature-resistant prison comby" because the toliet portion has no seat and only a small amount of water is present in the bottom of the bowl after flushing it -- this helps to prevent inmates from attempting to drown themselves or getting their heads between the seat & bowl.

Sometimes they are simply called an aluminum thunderflush because they flush quickly and loudly.
{Inmate}: Guard, my prison comby has no hot water and doesn't flush.
by Telephony July 21, 2014
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prisoner of the moment

1) Someone who thinks recent results will lead to the same results in the long term.
2) Someone who is focusing on something that just happened rather than the big picture.

3) Someone who's focus is narrow, focusing on the short term rather than the long term.
4) Often used as another term for "Recency bias".
Billy complained that his favorite sports team's season was over after they lost a game several weeks ago, but he was just a prisoner of the moment because they actually ended up winning the Championship.
by Revel8 October 8, 2018
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prisontard

One of those sad-sacks who just can’t stay out of the slammer, the multiple repeat offender who finds solace inside.
The prisontard needs the ultra-structured world of prison to be OK since the chaos of the outer world is too much for him to withstand or comprehend.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019
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