A combination of procrastinate and masturbation; an activity especially practiced by young men with privacy and Internet connections which tends to waste time and leaves the practitioner feeling a bit tired.
This activity can also be a security risk if the practitioner visits to many shade online sites in search of free sexual images.
Can be a tension reliever and when used in excess leads to chaffed sensitive, members and missed appointments.
This activity can also be a security risk if the practitioner visits to many shade online sites in search of free sexual images.
Can be a tension reliever and when used in excess leads to chaffed sensitive, members and missed appointments.
Tom was going to meet his friend Louis to see a movie, but his excessive promasturbation made him loose track of time and miss the show.
by Handyjohn January 11, 2010
Get the Promasturbation mug.A party which is thrown if someone doesn’t believe in marriage or being the center of attention at a wedding, but still wants to celebrate being committed to each other for a very long time.
He proposed to her with a promise ring so instead of a traditional wedding, they’re going to all have a promise party.
by Holifeterms July 4, 2018
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Delaying professional work of an important nature by doing other more mundane, yet professional work. Other forms of the word include profastination, profastinate.
I really didn't want to start that report, so I profastinated by checking my email and organizing my desk.
by Bruhaha January 28, 2008
Get the profastinated mug.Borderline between a promise and a swear. A promise strong enough to be a swear, but not enough to be a swear. Used by those who think swearing is bad. It can be a strong commitment or reassurance of something.
"I will buy you your medicine. I promiswear."
"Don't be sad, everything will be alright. I promiswear."
"I don't like anybody else. You are the only person for me in the world. I promiswear."
"Don't be sad, everything will be alright. I promiswear."
"I don't like anybody else. You are the only person for me in the world. I promiswear."
by sleepyQT123 August 6, 2009
Get the Promiswear mug.A promise made to be broken, usually through self-delusion, like a junkie saying he just needs one more hit before going straight.
Bob: Man, I got trashed last night. I'm never drinking like that again.
Ted: Ya right, that's a junkie's promise.
Ted: Ya right, that's a junkie's promise.
by b s d December 15, 2008
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Also know as a "Pinky-Swear"
Also know as a "Pinky-Swear"
Ashley told me that she pulled the fire alarm. I made a pinky promise to her saying I wouldn't tell a soul.
by lavenderlavy December 25, 2009
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