Projectile Nut Shot

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.

What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.

by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

Excess gas behind my turd turned a simple bare-ass fart into projectile flatus.

by Al Berich December 9, 2018

Projectile Malfunction

A scapegoat term to use when you get caught throwing objects in scenarios such as in the middle of a class, an assembly, a funeral.

Teacher: Bruh, are you throwing things while I am fucking teaching?

Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.

by FattyTuna September 23, 2019

projectile pic

Basically a pp pic

Yo can you send a projectile pic
Idk fucking know what I'm doing with my life
But I like hentai

by CEO of Dom February 24, 2020

Projectile anger

I ate spoiled food and 30 minutes later my stomach feels full and have a weird feeling in my throat but then out of nowhere instead of vomit ANGER!! ANGER!! 3x with gagging.

I will projectile anger on a human

by Projectile anger July 1, 2022

Projectile Spectrum

The art of both Projectile Vomiting & Projectile Shitting at the same time. One can also be pissing as well, which is referred to as the Projectile Trifecta.

P1: HOLY FUCK!! I JUSTN WALKED INTO THE BATHROOM AND THERE IS SHIT AND VOMIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR!

P2: Someone must've suffered the Projectile Spectrum

by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024

Projectile Trifecta

The art of both Projectile Pissing, Projectile Vomiting and Projectile Shitting, all at the same time. This fast release of liquid and weight has, at times, been fatal, which is known as the Ultimate Exit

After the intense stomach flu hit him, John experienced a true Projectile Trifecta, leaving him utterly exhausted and in need of a thorough clean-up.

by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024