proghole

A "progressive rock elitist", usually a white male wearing a t-shirt from the latest concert he attended who is all too willing to share his knowledge about obscure music facts with you. He will be generally also be a music snob but will be unable to justify his opinions other than with a contempous look and a half-hearted attempt at a chuckle.

Q - Can that proghole pull any girls?
A - Never - there is no women alive who could meet his musical standards.

by Cunning linguist January 21, 2004

pro-ho

Uneducated, middle American bimbo who has sexual relations with pro snowboarders and/or skaters in order to feel cooler than all her friends.

PH: So are you like a snowboarder?
Pro: ya
PH: Cool, are you a professional?

Pro: ya
PH: Well maybe you can teach me how to ride that board.
Pro: You wanna go to my hotel?
PH: Sure!
Pro to Friend: Yo tell my girlfriend I gotta take care of some buisness, I'll be back in an hour.

PH to her Friend: OMFG!! see you tomorrow. I'll probably be spending the night in Tahoe Donner.

pro-ho

by coronaextra July 30, 2009

ProHoe

When you don't judge a hoe and you agree with there hoe behavior

Tiffany: ew what a hoe

Ashley: shit if Patricia wants to pop that pussy then let her I'm ProHoe

by SergTheProHoe August 10, 2016

probo

A pro at being a hobo, combining the 2 words pro and hobo thus creating the word probo. It is an insult by saying that to someone of a high social status or a very rich person because you are calling him a very poor person and acts like a poor person.

Your so much of a probo you need 50% percent off at the dollar store and you still can't afford it!

You probo, can't you give me 50 cents for ice cream i will lend it back.

by An opposite of a probo August 8, 2006

proghopper

A proghopper is someone who cannot use 1 program for long and must always change programs even when the program is doing the same as the previous one but just looks a bit different or has an extra function.

First she used pidgin, then Trillian and now msn messenger, she's a freaking proghopper

by tttommeke April 29, 2008

Procockative

Extremely promiscuous and provocative specifically towards men.

That's a procockative picture.

by rawrimaferociouskiwi April 16, 2009

Pooholer

This is when you have to go take a poo and the little turd tricks you into thinking that its gonna come out by poking out a little and then running back in.

Sarah: Hey Diana, are you pooping?
Diana: No, I think I just had a pooholer.
Sarah: Whats a pooholer?
Diana: Look it up bro.

by Chocolate Vanilla wet dream April 24, 2011